Friday, October 13, 2006

Not a Small Woodland Animal!


It is Sunday October 8th, 7:24pm CST, 2006, Latitude 45n05, and Longitute:93w20. I am safely back in my vehicle and in my garage at home.

What you are viewing from the onboard camera of this vehicle is what I found in the woods! I never thought I could run so fast, and I never thought I could outrun a Dinosaur! My bad for thinking that a small fuzzy, woodland animal was coming out of the woods, and I encouraged it! I page through my instruction book while listening to some smooth jazz so I can relax and read the words (if you did not know early, the book can only be understood while music is playing) and I find out the the default settings are A.D. so in going to the past before that time, the instruments would only read zero. I set the vehicle for all time and space, just in case, still not fully believing this!

I am really beginning to wonder if this is just a dream or is this true life? The lump on my head feels real enough, and maybe it's a concusion? I am just glad to be home again! The Dino tried attacking it, but the vehicle emited some low sound that sent it off. Thank you technology!!! I wonder on how many days I have been in this thing? It reads the present day, but I feel like many days have passed!

I am pleased to know that my roomie Lizzy is out and about with his girlfriend! No hard questions this time!:) As I get out of the vehicle, I notice a muddy foot print on the side of the vehicle. Maybe there was someone out there in the wooded place? Can't focus on that now. I shut the garage door. The vehicle thankfully came with a cover, much like one for a car. After much effort, I get it covered!
Tending to sore muscles and minor bumps and bruises, I crack open a cold refreshing SOBE Energy drink, and I get ready for much needed sleep.

Next Time: Girls Just Want to have Fun and Other Strange Occurances!

Peace!

Keith

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