Amish Friendship Bread gone BAD!

I think footprints are becoming a theme in my life and I can only imagine in sheer terror what Amish Friendship Bread looks like, when it leaves it's own footprints?

With all that has gone on lately, I hope we can nip this crazy bread monsteristy in the bud, before Santa gets here?

If you don't know anything about Amish Friendship bread? Here is the instructions!

Amish Friendship Bread

Don’t refrigerate the dough you receive.

Day 1~ This is the day you receive the dough; do nothing.

Day 2 - 5 ~ Squeeze the bag.

Day 6~ Add one cup flour, 1 cup sugar and 1 cup milk. Squeeze the bag until mixed.

Day 7 - 9~ Squeeze the bag.

Day 10~ Add 1 cup flour, 1 cup sugar and 1 cup milk. Mix well and pour four 1 cup starters into Ziploc bags. Keep one starter for yourself and give the other three to friends along with these instructions.

Preheat oven to 350 degrees and combine
1 cup Starter
1 cup vegetable oil
2 cups all purpose flour
1 cup sugar
½ cup milk
1 ¼ tsp baking powder
3 large eggs
1 tsp vanilla extract
½ tsp baking soda
½ tsp salt
3 tsp ground cinnamon
¾ cup chopped nuts (optional)

Pour into 2 greased and sugared 9x5” loaf pans.
Bake 40-50 minutes or until done. Cool for 20 minutes before removing from pans. Enjoy!

This will be tough to enjoy after I let it sit for over three weeks!

Michael states; What is the worst that could happen?

Me; It could continously split into 4 different Amish Friendship Bread Monsters!

Angela; Thats ridiculous!!! Molded bread can't spring to lif..eeeeEKkkkk!!!!!!

We just spotted the bread monster and it doesn't look friendly!

Meanwhile back at the Time Agency...

Time Agent Zedmore; Chief, I just got ahold of C.E.O. Samalia and after I explained our situation, he added more to it!

C.E.O. Sarah; What do you mean?

Time Agent Zedmore; Time Agent Keith just checked in at 0500 hours today and Time Agent Keith has quite the story to tell!

Next Time; Doubles!

Peace!

Keith