Downtime!

Saturday morning on January 6th 2007 at the Galileen Time Agency located in the Foshay Tower, Downtown Minneapolis. Keith brings in a box on a dolly and dumps the heavily damaged A.I. Unit on the floor in the C.E.O.'s office of Sarah Lawrence. To Keith's suprise, the C.E.O. Sarah Lawrence is not there.

Keith; Sir, where is C.E.O. Sarah Lawrence?

C.E.O. Reigly; Curently on vacation good chap! The recent events that happened brought on a lot of stress to where the entire office staff was relieved for much needed downtime.

Keith; I need access to a time machine.

C.E.O. Reigly; Fraid not chap! First we need to give you a full physical. You have been missing for quite some time, and even though the security scans show you to be Time Agent Keith, we need to fully know, just for security reasons. You understand?

Keith; Yeah... I understand. Let's do this.

C.E.O. Reigly; By the way...what happened to the A.I. Unit that was impersonating you?

Keith; Not sure? It feel apart when it saw me.

C.E.O. Reigly; Right!? Well, this way please.

After a full hour, the physical checks out, but one thing is peculiar?

C.E.O. Reigly; Keith, everything looks great, except one thing?

Keith; What is that C.E.O. Reigly? (Keith clenches his fist)

C.E.O. Reigly; The physical says that you are a man of over one thousand years old? I rekon that our systems are not working properly.

Keith; LOL! Yeah, I agree! In order to be over one thousand years old, I would have to be mummified?

C.E.O. Reigly and Time Agent Keith both laugh!

Keith; Alright, how about that time machine?

C.E.O. Reigly; Oh...yeah...right...well...we have a bit of a problem with that.

Keith; What is the problem!? (Fist clenching)

C.E.O. Reigly; Ever since the incident with the Illuminati, our access to the time vortex has been damaged. We can barely teleport ten feet with the vehicles. Movement in time is non-existitant.
Keith; Is anybody working on this?

C.E.O. Reigly; Right...ahhh yes! Feverishly I might add, since we still have a time agent lost out there. Which brings up the question of how did you get back with the time vortex being inaccessible?

Keith; I had help from a higher power. I will explain more in my report. Any word on how long the restoration of the time vortex with take?

C.E.O. Reigly; None! In fact we might lose the time core? We will keep you updated good chap! Oh, by the way, since you are back, we do have some detective work for you. We know that you love this type of work.

Keith; Yes I do! What is the assignment?

C.E.O. Reigly; There has been many sightings of "Cryptids" in the U.S. and there are strange stories being told by children.

Keith; What is the going scoop?

C.E.O. Reigly; Mushroom people? Could be dangerous?

Next Time; The Mushroom People of Albert Lea!

Peace!

Keith