Silent Night, Unholy Night!
Sleigh is fully packed, the Yoga Bootie Ballet girls are safetly home, Santa is ready for his famous ride at sundown on Sunday! Everything is in order, and I am ready with my A.I. Ninjas, at the first sign of trouble! Once Santa's sleigh is spotted on noradsanta.com, those pictures that the naughty college girls mailed out will no longer be believed!
I am sad that my life has been taken over by an A.I. unit pretending to be me. I miss my place, but hanging with Santa A.K.A. Kris Kringle, Mrs. Claus, and the Elves is a blessing! It will be an honor to ride in Santa's sleigh, especially since I will be the time machine that helps Santa move quickly to all places to deliver the toys!
Then, one of the Krampus appeared to try to cause Santa despair! I then start to glow blue, and then it looks like flames and as I point at the Krampus, he vanishes, almost like I banished him to somewhere?
Me; Kris, what just happened?
Santa; Your power activated on reflex, but for a good thing. The only problem is, I think the Krampus wanted you to do this?
Me; Why?
Santa; To analyze you capabilities!
Meanwhile back in the Krampus dark dimension...
Krampus 1; I am thankful that our brother sacrificed himself so we could monitor how powerful this Keith really is!
Krampus 2; His power is off our scales! He is immensily powerful!
Krampus 3; I think it is time we unleashed our plan B!
Krampus 1; Patience brother! Not til Christmas Eve!
At the Time Agency...
C.E.O. Sarah; How is the work coming on the restoration of the time energy?
Time Agent O'Malley; Not good! It is as though it was sealed shut, with some residual energy slipping out? The residual energy is all we have to go on?
C.E.O. Sarah; How are efforts going to find Time Agent Keith?
Time Agent Zedmore; Not good, and we lost complete connection with our Time Agent that we sent out to find him.
On the U of M college campus...
Naughty College Girl Alexi; The delveries of the fruit cake all over the world were a success! Ready for the release of the three we still have here?
Naughty College Girl Aspen; Ready! And it is actually more than three girl! We have been following the "Amish Friendship Bread" recipe to feed them and now we have 12 giant fruit cake monsters to unleash onto the city!
Naughty College Girl Alexadra; YES! Sant will certainly fail and our masters the Krampus will succeed!
Meanwhile back in the North Pole...
Santa; It is time to gather around! I am giving this one indulgance every year!
We all gathered around one of Santa's Snow Globes! It was the size of a large globe this you can view the world on. It glowed brightly and we soon saw a manager scene. We were viewing the Christ as a baby. It was the coolest and most heart warming vision I have ever seen!
Then it faded out! The Time Agency gives Santa the gift on view the Christ child as a reminder of the true reason for our season!
Me; Kris, I think it is time that we got a good nights rest?
Santa; I agree!
Next Time; Santa's Flight! Winter's Fright!
Peace!
Keith
Get ready to view Santa's flight on www.noradsanta.com
I am sad that my life has been taken over by an A.I. unit pretending to be me. I miss my place, but hanging with Santa A.K.A. Kris Kringle, Mrs. Claus, and the Elves is a blessing! It will be an honor to ride in Santa's sleigh, especially since I will be the time machine that helps Santa move quickly to all places to deliver the toys!
Then, one of the Krampus appeared to try to cause Santa despair! I then start to glow blue, and then it looks like flames and as I point at the Krampus, he vanishes, almost like I banished him to somewhere?
Me; Kris, what just happened?
Santa; Your power activated on reflex, but for a good thing. The only problem is, I think the Krampus wanted you to do this?
Me; Why?
Santa; To analyze you capabilities!
Meanwhile back in the Krampus dark dimension...
Krampus 1; I am thankful that our brother sacrificed himself so we could monitor how powerful this Keith really is!
Krampus 2; His power is off our scales! He is immensily powerful!
Krampus 3; I think it is time we unleashed our plan B!
Krampus 1; Patience brother! Not til Christmas Eve!
At the Time Agency...
C.E.O. Sarah; How is the work coming on the restoration of the time energy?
Time Agent O'Malley; Not good! It is as though it was sealed shut, with some residual energy slipping out? The residual energy is all we have to go on?
C.E.O. Sarah; How are efforts going to find Time Agent Keith?
Time Agent Zedmore; Not good, and we lost complete connection with our Time Agent that we sent out to find him.
On the U of M college campus...
Naughty College Girl Alexi; The delveries of the fruit cake all over the world were a success! Ready for the release of the three we still have here?
Naughty College Girl Aspen; Ready! And it is actually more than three girl! We have been following the "Amish Friendship Bread" recipe to feed them and now we have 12 giant fruit cake monsters to unleash onto the city!
Naughty College Girl Alexadra; YES! Sant will certainly fail and our masters the Krampus will succeed!
Meanwhile back in the North Pole...
Santa; It is time to gather around! I am giving this one indulgance every year!
We all gathered around one of Santa's Snow Globes! It was the size of a large globe this you can view the world on. It glowed brightly and we soon saw a manager scene. We were viewing the Christ as a baby. It was the coolest and most heart warming vision I have ever seen!
Then it faded out! The Time Agency gives Santa the gift on view the Christ child as a reminder of the true reason for our season!
Me; Kris, I think it is time that we got a good nights rest?
Santa; I agree!
Next Time; Santa's Flight! Winter's Fright!
Peace!
Keith
Get ready to view Santa's flight on www.noradsanta.com
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