Sacrifice!
The Krampus not only stalled Santa with the childrens hospital, but they also put a dimensional portal around the time machine device that is used to move Santas sleigh! They are in for a nasty surprise, since it is infused with my energy, and according to Santa, I am a being of pure goodness!
In the Krampus dark dimension...
Krampus 1; What did you do???
Krampus 3; I wanted to take away Santa's time device so he won't make it back in time!
Krampus 1; FOOL! The device is infused with purity and you and I both know that purity will destroy our dimension! Teleport it out of here at once!
Krampus 3; Done. I thought I was doing the right thing.
Krampus 1; We need to work to together if we are to be successful! Isn't that right Brother 6?
Krampus 6; Yes Brother 1.
Back at the childrens hospital...
Me; Santa...I understand the importance here, but we need to make it back in time!
Santa; Yes...Yes, we must be off!
The children suddenly moaned and groaned, but we left them with wonderous gift and since I acted as a time travel device, we were on our way to the North Pole realm!
In the Krampus dimension...
Krampus 1; They are late. THEY ARE LATE!!! YES! We did it!!! Let us invade the world my brothers! We won!!!
Krampus 6 steps back. Looks at his time piece. Ponders for a moment and then teleports away!
In the North Pole realm...
Santa; We did it with a split second to spare!
Me; They are still coming.
Santa; What? We beat the time!
Me; We did Kris, but I want them to open their portal. I have a plan.
The Krampus dark dimension opens up, with Krampus 1 leading the charge!
Krampus 1; You lost Nicolas! This world is ours!
Santa; Check your time pieces!
Krampus 1; NO, this is trickery!
I made them believe that we were a second late, when we were only a split second late, and then I opened the bag and out came one hundred A.I. ninjas! The ninjas pushed back the Krampus and the Krampus closed the dimension door!
Santa; Those ninjas should keep them busy.
A.I.Unit Keith; Actually Santa, they will never bother mankind again. Keith went into the Krampus Dark Dimension. Since he is pure goodness, the dimension will be destroyed.
Santa; NO! Keith will be destroyed with them! If the dimension is destroyed then there is nothingness!
In the Krampus Dark Dimension...
Krampus 1; What is happening to our realm? There is a pure form of energy pulsing from one of the ninjas!
I pull off my ninja mask and say; Your kind is finished! You will never plaque mankind again!
Krampus 1; If you destroy us, you will destroy yourself too!
Me; Well, I hope it's a good death?
I unleash my powers at it maximum, and the dimension vanishes, ...and so do I!
Back in the North Pole Realm...
Santa; He ceased to exist in a noble fashion. I would write a poem about Keith, but I am too tired and need my rest! Take care, my good friend Keith!
Next Time; New Year, New Fears in 2007!
Peace!
Keith
In the Krampus dark dimension...
Krampus 1; What did you do???
Krampus 3; I wanted to take away Santa's time device so he won't make it back in time!
Krampus 1; FOOL! The device is infused with purity and you and I both know that purity will destroy our dimension! Teleport it out of here at once!
Krampus 3; Done. I thought I was doing the right thing.
Krampus 1; We need to work to together if we are to be successful! Isn't that right Brother 6?
Krampus 6; Yes Brother 1.
Back at the childrens hospital...
Me; Santa...I understand the importance here, but we need to make it back in time!
Santa; Yes...Yes, we must be off!
The children suddenly moaned and groaned, but we left them with wonderous gift and since I acted as a time travel device, we were on our way to the North Pole realm!
In the Krampus dimension...
Krampus 1; They are late. THEY ARE LATE!!! YES! We did it!!! Let us invade the world my brothers! We won!!!
Krampus 6 steps back. Looks at his time piece. Ponders for a moment and then teleports away!
In the North Pole realm...
Santa; We did it with a split second to spare!
Me; They are still coming.
Santa; What? We beat the time!
Me; We did Kris, but I want them to open their portal. I have a plan.
The Krampus dark dimension opens up, with Krampus 1 leading the charge!
Krampus 1; You lost Nicolas! This world is ours!
Santa; Check your time pieces!
Krampus 1; NO, this is trickery!
I made them believe that we were a second late, when we were only a split second late, and then I opened the bag and out came one hundred A.I. ninjas! The ninjas pushed back the Krampus and the Krampus closed the dimension door!
Santa; Those ninjas should keep them busy.
A.I.Unit Keith; Actually Santa, they will never bother mankind again. Keith went into the Krampus Dark Dimension. Since he is pure goodness, the dimension will be destroyed.
Santa; NO! Keith will be destroyed with them! If the dimension is destroyed then there is nothingness!
In the Krampus Dark Dimension...
Krampus 1; What is happening to our realm? There is a pure form of energy pulsing from one of the ninjas!
I pull off my ninja mask and say; Your kind is finished! You will never plaque mankind again!
Krampus 1; If you destroy us, you will destroy yourself too!
Me; Well, I hope it's a good death?
I unleash my powers at it maximum, and the dimension vanishes, ...and so do I!
Back in the North Pole Realm...
Santa; He ceased to exist in a noble fashion. I would write a poem about Keith, but I am too tired and need my rest! Take care, my good friend Keith!
Next Time; New Year, New Fears in 2007!
Peace!
Keith
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