Things that go "Bump" in the Night!

Minneapolis appeared silent for a full moon evening, but several sightings of many odd and many incredibly scary creatures were reported on the evening of January 2nd. Unforgenately for the witnesses, the sightings were labeled as hoaxes, and put in newpapers like the National Inquirer and The Star!

Another interesting sighting occured far north of the Twins Cities! Towns people from Princeton Minnesota, report of what looks like a man wrapped in many bandages, like a mummy, heading south towards the Twin Cities! Again, another on for the National Inquirer!

Yet another interesting story from elementary school children in Albert Lea, report seeing what they refer to as mushroom people. The elementary kids said that these mushroom people enjoy wearing clothing, and eating cotton candy! Only kids could come up with stories like this!

Other sightings from around the U.S. were reported...to the National Inquirer, and The Star!

Regardless of all these crazy stories, the military brought in a cryptozologist to investigate this "Cryptids" that originated in Osage Beach, MO!

Meanwhile in Osage Beach, MO...

First Lieutenant Robert McCreedy; General Greer, we got a problem!

General Greer; What is the problem Lieutenant?

First Lieutenant Robert McCreedy; General, the Lake in Osage Beach is glowing blue!

General Greer; We are sending down a crytologist to help investigate.

First Lieutenant Robert McCreedy; General, do we have any paranormal investigators?

Meanwhile on the bluffs of Saint Paul...

Magister Malen; They are here brothers!

Star Protist Coven members; Yes Magister! (In creepy unison)

Magister Malen; Soon they will be ours!

Star Protist Coven members; Yes Magister! (In creepy unison)

Magister Malen; Unforgenately for us, the cursed military is killing them! They must be stopped!

Star Protist Coven members; Yes Magister! (In creepy unison)

Mysterious Shadowy Man; Once again, my law in action. Can this humans be any more disappointing?

Next Time; Something Wiccen This Way Comes!

Peace!

Keith