Tuesday, January 02, 2007

New Year, New Fears in 2007!


First Lieutenant Robert McCreedy of the U.S. Army stationed in Fort Leonard Wood, Lake of the Ozarks, Missouri reporting that many unusual looking creatures have crawled out of the Lake of the Ozarks. The blue fire energy that permeated into the earth in Missouri on December 25th is resposible for these creatures rising! We found out this information after disecting one of the creatures. They did not fall easily! Several of my squad were defeated by creatures outside of Fort Leonard Wood in the Missouri Ozarks. It took fire from our specially designed flame throwers to defeat them. I hope that there were not many tourists in the area during the time of December 25th to December 31st? My squad believes that we destroyed all the strange creatures, but one can never be too sure? Good thing the media is blacked out on this due to the top secret filing of "Project:Cryptid"! I could not imagine the mass panic. First Lieutenant Robert McCreedy of the U.S. Army of Fort Leonard Wood located in the Missouri Ozarks signing out!

The New Year was rung in! Much snow feel on December 31st, making travel tough. Many of the Rockers just got back from the FaithWalkers conference in Lake of the Ozarks, Missouri. Unbeknowest to them, many surviving creatures crawled underneath many vehicles at the Faithwalkers conference in Osage Beach. These surviving creatures were transported to many areas in the U.S.

The A.I. Unit taking the place of Keith downloaded much info on "God the Magnificent" from the FaithWalkers conferance and after a long trip back home to the Twin Cities, needed some downtime to process, before going to a New Years celebration. At the New Years party, much fun was had by the people there and the A.I. Unit Keith, ate much food, and participated in many frivilous games to appear human! Everyone at the conferance and the Rockers from the ROCK church were fooled by the A.I. Unit posing as Keith, except one man! Ben Robison! Ben and Keith are leaders at the ROCK and are in the same Small Group called "Bottom Line"! Ben has known Keith for several months prior to Keith's disappearance, and ever since the Galileen Time Agency put the A.I. Unit in place of the real Keith, Ben noticed that something was different about this Keith, and wondered what might be up?

Meanwhile in Camp Ripley, Minnesota...
First Lieutenant Jerome Walker of the U.S. Army stationed in Camp Ripley, Minnesota near Little Falls, reporting! After receiving news of strange creatures in Missouri from First Lieutenant Robert McCreedy of the U.S. Army stationed in Fort Leonard Wood, Lake of the Ozarks, Missouri, our base in Minnesota, and my squad are on the alert, since we too seen blue fire shine accross the skies! We found an interesting discovery on the beach of Mille Lacs lake. My squad found a device that is cylinder in shape, and has hand crafted hand holds. They also found what appears to be human foot prints. My squad lost the trail in the nearby woods. The device was shipped to one of our research facilities for study.

Meanwhile lurking in the shadows of Minneapolis...

Mysterious shadowy man; Don't these humans understand my laws? One of the first laws is; "If there's more than one way to do a job, and one of those ways will result in disaster, then somebody will do it that way!" Keith has used this law, inadvertently, too many times. Should I step in? or just watch the chaos happen?
Meanwhile on the bluffs of Saint Paul...
Several members of a coven called the "Star Protist" gather!
Magister Malen; Soon my brethren, the new creatures that the Blue Fire Alien infused with his energy, will be on their way too us!
Star Protist Coven members; Yes brother Magister! (In creepy unison)
Magister Malen; Once the ritual is competed, everyone will submit to the power of the Coven of Star Protist!!!
Next time; Things that go "Bump" in the Night!
Peace!
Keith

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