Thursday, January 11, 2007

Vegans Protest!


On Wisconson Interstate 94, Zombies are stopping traffic by migrating across the interstate. A few cars got into an accident with these zombies and some of the drivers started screaming!

Ben Robison and crew were at a dead stop and could not help but think that zombies were plaquing the Wisconson landscape!

At this time, Ben made a discovery!


Ben Robison; I think one of those...zombies has a head that looks like cabbage? Wait, it is a cabbage, and the other one has a tomato head!? What!!!

Sarah; Ben bear, what is going on?

Ben Robison; They are vegetable people!?

Vegans all over the U.S. are protesting everywhere about the latest sightings of vegetable people all wondering about the U.S. The Vegans are accusing corporations for chemically engineering their main food source! Media was suppressed on this event, due to keeping panic amongst the masses to a minimum.

Early Monday morning, Time Agent Keith is contacted by C.E.O. Reigly...

C.E.O. Reigly; Good Morning Time Agent Keith

Time Agent Keith; What's up Reigly?

C.E.O. Reigly; Vegetable people!

Time Agent Keith; Come again???

C.E.O. Reigly; Vegetable people all over the U.S. are overtaking the U.S. in mass numbers. Thankfully they are not dangerous. They are quite friendly actually.

Time Agent Keith; Do you know how silly that sounds?

C.E.O. Reigly; Dreadfully silly I might add, but this is definately linked to the blue fire energy! Remember in the report that it animated the amish friendship bread. Our thoughts from the agency is that plant life is affected in quite a dramatic way! The plants and vegetables are taking on a freaky looking humanoid appearance!

Time Agent Keith; What does this mean for the U.S.?

C.E.O. Reigly; If this rate of populace continues the human race will not be able to occupy the U.S. In addition, vines, creepers, trees and other plant life are growing over small towns, and crawling into cities!

Time Agent Keith; So...what is our plan of attack?

C.E.O. Reigly; We at the agency are stymied! We are hopeing that you will come up with an ingenius plan!

Time Agent Keith; Great! (said sarcastically)

Meanwhile in the Lake of the Ozarks...

1st Leiutenant Robert McCreedy; General, our squad is moving out of Camp...as instructed! The lake looks like it caught on fire, but we don't feel any heat. Instead we all feel incredible peace! We wish we could stay?

General Greer; I can't afford to lose you 1st Leiutenant Robert McCreedy! Get out of there immediately!

Meanwhile in Iowa one of Keith's best friends Nate Howard puts his sword that he received as a Christmas present from Keith, to good use!

Nate Howard; Glad to have this sword on hand! The interstates are becoming difficult to drive do to creeping plants and vines! I need to call Keith when I get closer into town!

Next Time; Entangled! Part 1

Peace!

Keith

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