Tuesday, January 30, 2007

Thanks for Reading!


Hello Faithful readers!

I want to thank you all for taking the time to read my "Mega-Story" blog.

Or maybe you found this for the first time? If so (or you read it off and on) feel free to get caught up. I suggest starting at "Belated Birthday Gift".

I will be taking a break until February 12th.

Feel free to post your opinions, suggestions, ext...
Hope you enjoyed reading?

Next Time; It's a Wonderful Wife! (Starting February 12th)

Peace!

Keith

Monday, January 29, 2007

Coming Apart at the Seams!


Ben Robison hesitates at the time ship controls and states...
Ben Robison; Wait a second! How do I know this is not a trick, or some twisted dream?
Time Controller Ben Robison; I suppose I should lay out the reasoning behind this?
Ben Robison; Yes, you should!
Time Controller Ben Robison; Basically Egyptian Keith was using the time ships power core to manipulate all dimensions in time and space. Since the rip in the fabric of time made our reality weak, he only had to use one time ship to alter the dimensions. When he feel in he randomly used the time vortex energy he physically absorbed to make his wishes come true.
Our plan will be to recreate this, but in reverse.
Ben Robison; What...exactly are we doing?
Time Controller Ben Robison; We are going to use the power of two time cores to snap everything back. For this kind of control, we need to deactivate all the safety protocols. Ready for this?
Ben Robison; What happens if we fail?
Time Controller Ben Robison; Our molecules will be scattered through out the universe.
Ben Robison; Great! (Sarcastically) When do we get started on our path to our probable descruction?
Time Controller Ben Robison; Start the time for 30 seconds NOW!
Ben and T.C. Ben syncronize the timer to the best of their ability, but to their dismay, they are off by one second. The buttons are pushed and everything goes white!
The other planet earths violently snap back to their dimensions, and our earth starts to fracture and then, thankfully it all comes back together.
The white light stars to dim and colors come back to Ben.
Ben Robison; Did we do it Ben?
No response...
Ben Robison; Is everything restored now?
Ben checks the controls and sees that the monitor shows the space around the planet to be clear of the other earths. Ben checks (to the best of his knowledge) the time line and dimensional gauges. Everything seems to look normal.
Ben, still a bit disoriented, notices that he has landed. Ben opens the door and notices that he landed in his bedroom. As he stumbles out of the time machine, Ben notices a golden envelope on his bible. Ben opens it, and it states, "From the Galileen Time Agency, welcome on board". Ben smiles.
Next Time; Thanks for reading!
Peace!
Keith

Friday, January 26, 2007

Explainations!


Ben Robison can't believe his own eyes. The man in the space suit lifted up his helmet shield and revealed his identity to Ben.
Ben Robison; This has got to be the biggest prank of all time? What?..., How do you look like...
Man in the space suit; You? Because, Ben, I am you.
Ben felt like he was looking in a mirror. Ben has gone through alot lately. Witnessing a man with no physical substance (Murphy), vegetables that look like people, blue fire that doesn't burn but give amazing peace, Keith who really isn't the Keith he knows, people calling them selves timeless ones, and a movie theatre flosting in the timestream. All this leads up to Ben seeing himself in a space suit, looking exactly the same.
Ben Robison; If you are me, what is one of my favorite things?
Time Controller Ben Robison; Our personal computer.
Ben Robison; What church do I attend?
Time Controller Ben Robison; The Rock.
Ben Robison; What...
Time Controller Ben Robison; Ben, are we going to play twenty questions, or can I explain what is happening and what needs to be done to resolve this?
Ben Robison; Ok. Explain away, but I do have one more question...Why are there so many planets in the sky? They kind of look like earth?
Time Controller Ben Robison; That is a good question! I can answer that. All the planets in the sky are the work of Egyptian Keith. One of his plans was to be able to view all the planets from his throne here on this earth. Each earth was going to be crafted into his egyptian world. When Keith was pushed into the time stream, all his desires appeared, but in a chaotic fashion, without control.
Ben Robison; But I changed it all? I asked to have things put back the way I remember them?
Time Controller Ben Robison; Only for the earth of your dimension. You pushed yourself out before the Timeless could harness the rest of your requests through decisions.
Ben Robison; Oh...Why do some of the earths look different?
Time Controller Ben Robison; It is due to mankinds choices. The planet where the oceans are red and there are bekons on the north and south were put in place since the majority of the human race was convinced that they were all from another planet and are waiting to be picked up and brought home.
Ben Robison; How about that planet that looks like the yellow smiley face?
Time Controller Ben Robison; That planet is trapped in the 70s due to enormous pride!
Ben Robison; Is that brown one the Egyptian planet?
Time Controller Ben Robison; Yes, it is, minus it's ruler.
Ben Robison; I thought that GOD was in control of the entire world.
Time Controller Ben Robison; GOD is fully in control. We still have choices Ben. We can chose to be obedient or disobediant and GOD will still bring the world on its true path. These earths, all of them, and heaven will soon pass away.
Ben Robison; Now what do we do now?
Time Controller Ben Robison; Wait on GOD's timing, as you wished it.
Ben Robison; That could be awhile.
Time Controller Ben Robison; Yes, GOD can take his time. One day is like a thousand years.
Ben Robison; Maybe we are meant to correct this?
Time Controller Ben Robison; Quite possibly?
Ben Robison; Wait? How are you me?
Time Controller Ben Robison; You absorbed the time vortex energy when you slipped into the time stream. I am you, but hundreds of years in your future. I became the time controller and joined the Timeless.
Ben Robison; Can I go back into the time stream and correct all of this?
Time Controller Ben Robison; Impossible, but there is still a solution.
Ben Robison; What is the solution?!
Time Controller Ben Robison; Step inside that time machine that you and Egyptian Keith used to get here, and I will use my time machine.
Ben Robison; Where is your time machine?
Time Controller Ben Robison; This space suit.
Ben Robison; That is too weird.
Time Controller Ben Robison; It is actually cool! This face you are seeing is actually a display screen. I am sitting comfortably inside. Let's get to work.
Ben Robison is very disoriented by what is happening. He wishes he could wake up from what he believes is a twisted dream. Time Controller Ben Robison attaches cables to the time machine that Ben will control.
Ben Robison; I have never flown a time machine before?
Time Controller Ben Robison; The onboard guide will walk you through it, but we will do some tweaking. We need to reverse what Keith has brought to our reality.
Ben Robison; How much power do we need?
Time Controller Ben Robison; All the power of both of the time machines. The timeless would of helped you put it together, but since we can't rely on them right now, these time machines will have to do.
Ben Robison; You said that you are part of the Timeless? Why can't you do it?
Time Controller Ben Robison; I am linked with the Timeless, mentally, but not as powerful as the one you met. The Timeless man you seen is incredibly powerful. He is
inside the time vortex so he has direct access to that energy. Since the hole is currently sealed, I cannot access it.
Ben Robison; Whoa.
Time Controller Ben Robison; Alright Ben, once you flip the switches on the onboard manual, then during the part where it talks about the safety switch...
Ben Robison; Yes?
Time Controller Ben Robison; Deactivated it.
Ben Robison; What? You want me to deactivate a safety switch?
Time Controller Ben Robison; That's right. Once that is done, press the red button. The one that it states "not to push"!
Ben Robison; I am feeling uneasy about this.
Time Controller Ben Robison; Stay strong Ben. Ready?
Next Time; Coming Apart at the Seams!
Peace!
Keith

Thursday, January 25, 2007

Final Choices!


Ben Robison is sweating as he thinks over the forced three choices that the Timeless Man has presented to him...

Ben Robison; If I chose the destruction of the earth, then I would be crushing all evil, but also the good people, like my friends and family. If I chose heaven on earth, it would be wonderful, but then everyone who has not chosen in GOD would be instantly transported to hell. I think I know what I am going do? I will chose to keep the planet as is, since GOD is the ultimate authority in matters of our planet.

Timeless Man; Ben is a good man Murphy, I believe the human race is in good hands.

Ben Robison; Ahhh, thank you, I think?

Timeless Man; You have chosen wisely. Next test...

Ben Robison; Wait. I what is going on? I will not do another tests. The world is suppose to be restored as is. Make it so!!!

The movie theatre starts to disappear and Ben starts to get caught up in the timestream.

Murphy; Ben. We are not done yet...
Murphy fades away...

Meanwhile at the Galileen Time Agency...

C.E.O. Reigly; Sir, are you at the fracture point yet?

Time Controller's voice; Yes I am Reigly. How is the agency holding together?

C.E.O. Reigly: Not good sir! Ever since the pyramids disappeared, the world went black and white, and the universe has multiple earths in space. It doesn't look good.

Time Controller's voice; Have patience Reigly! I am entering the rip in time now.

Inside the timestream...

Ben Robison; Ok...now what do I do? Am I going to float through the timestream for all eternity?

Man in a space suit; Take my hand Ben!

Ben Robison; Wahgggh!!! Who are you?

Man in a space suit; No time to explain! Take my hand!

Ben Robison grabs hold of the man's hand, and they suddenly appear on solid ground.

Ben Robison; Who are you?

Man in the space suit; I am the Time Controller, but you know me better as this man.
The man lifts up the face shield to reveal his identity.
Ben responds with; WHAT!!!

Next Time; Explainations!

Peace!

Keith

Wednesday, January 24, 2007

The Timeless! Part 2


Galileen Time Agency...

C.E.O. Reigly; Sir! Are you in a safe place?

Time Controller's voice; I am well protected.

C.E.O. Reigly; Good, because we are planning to shut everything done and retreat.

Time Controller's voice; Hold your ground.

C.E.O. Reigly; But sir, with all due respect, the timeline of Egyptian Keith is amalgamating everything in the world, soo we will be overcome!

Time Controller's voice; Patience Reigly. Patience.

As stated by the Time Controller, the egyptian time formation stops, and fades away, leaving the world as is.

C.E.O. Reigly; Sir! You were right! It is restored! But how did you know?

Time Controller's voice; I am part of the Timeless, remember, or did you forget?

Inside the timestream, in the movie theater owned by Murphy...

Ben Robison; So, who are you? Really! Am I dreaming?

Timeless Man; You are not dreaming Ben. I am part of a greater committee that guards the time vortex energy.

Ben Robison; Ok, but you really did not answer my question! Who are you?

Timeless Man; I am only a servant whose name is lost in time. I am eternal, but then, so are you Ben.

Ben Robison; WHAT! I have a limited life span.

Timeless Man; Your physical body does, but your spirit is eternal. Ben, there are four things that are eternal. The Word of GOD, GOD, Choices, and People. We all go one forever, but we do have choices that make our final path. You are now at these crossroads Ben.

Ben Robison; How did you become timeless? What are the other committee members like?

Timeless Man; It was very long ago. I discovered a portal floating above the ground, and was intrigued. I touched it and I was changed. Each committee member has touched the time vortex.

Ben Robison; Like the egyptian Keith?

Timeless Man; Yes! In fact all Keith's of every dimension are the Timeless! Good or bad, they all obtained the gift.

Ben Robison; You said that we are all eternal, so how does this time vortex energy make you apart from the rest of us?

Timeless Man; The time vortex perserves the physical body and makes it better. The time vortex is GOD's creation. Touching the time vortex energy is like being blest early, rather than waiting till heaven for new bodies. As you know, heaven and earth will pass away.

Ben Robison; Can anyone touch this time vortex energy?

Timeless Man; No. Most human bodies cannot handle it. Murphy made that mistake, and now he is merely an embodiment of a belief. Time for you make a decision on what happens to mankind.

Ben Robison; WHAT! What do you mean? I am going to decide the fate of mankind?

Timeless Man; Yes. You have three choices. 1. Destruction of the world, 2. Heaven on earth, or 3. Earth as you know it?

Ben Robison; Tough choices. What if I don't chose any of them?

Timeless Man; Nothing will happen.

Ben Robison; Nothing?

Timeless Man; Nothing will happen to the world...ever.

Ben Robison; Looks like I have no choice.

Timeless Man; No, you have three choices.

Next Time; Final Choices!

Peace!

Keith

Tuesday, January 23, 2007

The Timeless! Part 1


The rip in time and space starts to progressly spread through out the U.S.

Structures, People, Animals, and cultures are changing.

At the Galileen Time Agency...

C.E.O. Reigly; Time Controller, thankfully our shields are holding, so the altered time stream won't effect us, but it won't last for very long.

Time Controller's voice; Do not worry. A plan is already in action to solve this problem.

Meanwhile inside the rip in time, that has now become a large gapping hole. Ben Robinson views the life and times of the egyptian Keith from a movie theater in a comfy chair.

Ben Robison replys; Where am I?

Murphy; You are in the time stream.

Ben Robison; WAHHGHH! Stop appearing like that!!! You startled me once again!!!

Murphy; Sorry, I do seem to have that effect on people.

Ben Robison; Why am I watching a movie on this crazy eygptian styled Keith's life?

Murphy; Because when you pushed Keith into the time stream, it was like dropping a stone in the lake. It is rippling his memories.

Ben Robison; I caused this?

Murphy; Yup! Congradulations, you are just as clutsy as other humans.

Ben Robison; What are you saying!? You told me to do this!

Murphy; I didn't tell you to push him in. I told you to do the unthinkable...like beat him down or tie him up, but pushing him into the time stream only made matters worse. Life as we now it is being altered.

Ben Robison; What is happening out there?

Murphy; Well, the first thing that happened was the disappearance of "New Jersey".

Ben Robison; No big loss. What else?

Murphy; All lawyers are gone, along with the lawyer teaching profession.

Ben Robison; Good riddance! What else?

Murphy; Personal computers are outlawed.

Ben Robison; WHAT!!! We got to do something!!! Why did this happen?!

Murphy; Egyptian Keith's thoughts lashed out as he was pushed into the timestream and it is rewriting history. Keith wanted this to happen, but he is not truly in control of the effects, so everthing is going on random!

Ben Robison; If I am in this time stream, why am I not seeing a history of my life?

Murphy; That is due to you being protected in this movie theather. I own it.

Ben Robison; How does one own a movie theather in the timestream?

Murphy; Long story.

Ben Robison; How do I know this isn't some crazy dream?

Murphy; This is how.

Ben Robison; OWWW! Why did you pitch me! How did you pinch me? I thought you were ethereal?

Murphy; In your reality I am, but in the time stream, I have substance.

Ben Robison; What do we do?

Murphy; Just keep watching until it is done, and we might have our solution.

Ben and Murphy watch and they see the life of Egyptian Keith play out. Keith was wandering through the woods at and happened to fall into a well. The well had a portal that opened to a time vortex. Keith absorbed it's power and with this great power came great corruption! Keith used it to rewrite the ruling pharoahs life and put Keith in his place! Keith used all this power until he ran out of it. Keith ran back to the well, but found that the time vortex was sealed. Even though Keith's power was used, it made him timeless! He did not age and had the power to greatly pursuade others, but unfortunately for him, he had his critics! Keith ruled with an iron fist for 50 years, until things feel into place, and had a soveign reign for hundreds of years, until a group called "The Way" interupted his rule and bound him and threw him into the void.

Ben Robison; What is the Void?

Murphy; It is the space between other dimensions. It is a very lonely place and it is virtually impossible to escape, but Keith found a way out.

Ben Robison; What is Keith's fate now, in the time stream?

Murphy; The time stream is like a flowing river! It flows hard and never stops. Keith will be undertowed to the end of time and space, which there really is no end.

The movie stops and then a message comes on the screen.

Voice; Welcome Ben Robison and Murphy. This is a message from the "Timeless". First of all, do you have any questions?

Ben Robison; YES! I can't believe I am talking to a movie screen? Who are you timeless man?

Voice of the Timeless; Long story, but since you are not going anywhere, anytime soon, I will tell you.
Next time; The Timeless part 2

Peace!

Keith

Monday, January 22, 2007

The Once and Future King Part 2


Mille Lacs Lake, Minnesota. The rip in time is getting bigger. Reality is fracturing.

Meanwhile inside the time vehicle...
Ben Robison; Keith, take that crown off your head! You look ridicious! And what are you doing with that dress?

Keith; It is not a dress Ben, it is a robe!

Ben Robison; What are you doing? What are you trying to prove?

Keith; I am not trying to prove anything! I am just getting my power back! And now I have all time, dimensions and space in my control!

Ben Robison; Ok, jokes over. Where are you hiding Corey!? Will!? Christine!? Is Sarah in one this too?

Time Agent Keith; No, Ben, this is not a joke. The timer on the display reads 30 seconds. That means in 30 seconds we can exit this time machine and greet my brand new world!

Ben Robison; What! Ok, I am through with this joke. Ben Robison heads, frustrated to the door, but cannot open it.

Ben once again sees monitor screens and witnesses that the world has changed into what looks like Cairo Egypt, but a more modernised form!

Keith; It worked!!! But it seemed too easy?

Just then a female voice came over the speakers and says; Thank you for using the time simulation device. Power is almost used up, and this unit will shut down for recharging.

Keith; WHAT!!! I have been tricked by the Galileen Time Agency!!!

Keith runs out of the vehicle, and sees that nothing has changed! Murphy appeares to Ben!

Murphy; Ben!

Ben Robison; Wagghhhh!!!

Murphy; Sorry. Got you by suprise again.

Ben Robison; Yeah! That's what happens when you appear out off nowhere!

Murphy; The time is now to act!

Ben Robison; What!?

Murphy; Get outside and go and do the unthinkable!

Ben Robison runs outside and sees Keith doing something to the cables of the time machine. Keith is muttering in frustration, and then the thought hits Ben. If this Keith really is a threat, he must be dealt with or the world will never been the same. All the people that Ben knows will no longer exist. Keith stands up and gets really close to the rip in time. Ben runs at Keith and pushes him in. Keith flails about very confused and disappears.

Unforgenately the ground starts to give way and Ben starts to slip into the rift!

Next Time; The Timeless!

Peace!

Keith

Friday, January 19, 2007

The Once and Future King Part 1


Mille Lacs Lake Minnesota January 18th...

Time Agent Keith; Looks like all is set to rout power into the rip in the fabric of time.

Ben Robison; What exactly are we doing?

Time Agent Keith; Once we get safely inside I will tell you all about it!

Meanwhile at the Galileen Time Agency...

C.E.O. Reigly; Controller, the crystal skulls have lost there blue light. Did the blue fire energy escape?

Time Controller's voice; Yes, it did, but the world is no longer in danger, from the Blue Fire Energy. Are most recent problem of the imposter Keith will be dealt with very soon.

Mille Lacs Lake Minnesota January 18th. Time Agent Keith and Ben Robison enter the time machine that resembles a log cabin on the outside.

Ben Robison; Why does this time machine look like a log cabin?

Time Agent Keith; It blends in with it's surroundings. I am shutting the doors now and charging up the time machine.

Ben Robison; What do you me to do?

Time Agent Keith; Go to the computer and enter these numbers.
Ben Robison; What will these do?
Time Agent Keith; It will feed information in the time machine and send it into the rip in time. In doing this, we can repair the rip, and restore everything.
Ben Robison works feverishly! Time Agent Keith is flipping switch stablizing controls and pressing buttons. Ben swears that Keith was all over the time machines controls boards. After what seems like hours, Ben and Keith completed their tasks. The Ben asks...
Ben Robison; Did we do it? Did we seal the rip and save reality?
Time Agent Keith; Yes Ben, we did it. I want to thank you for your assistance. Take a look at the view screen and you can see our handiwork!
The view screen shows a stratling vision! Ben sees pyrimids, but in a more modern look, and what looks like flying chariots. Ben utters...
Ben Robison; Ahh, wait a minute, what did we just do???
Time Agent Keith; We just rewrote all time and space. We changed all the many dimensions histories! This is my world Ben! This is my history! Thank you for your help. Once again I am King, and more importanly I am King of all Time, Dimensions and Space!!!
Keith puts on an egyptian looking crown and lets out a wicked laugh, and Ben feels chills go through his spine...
Next Time; Once and Future King! Part 2
Peace!
Keith

Thursday, January 18, 2007

The Way Home!


Approximate time frame: Christmas eve in the andromeda galaxy, in the year 5000!

Time Agent Henry; No power left in the time machine? I have been stranded for weeks. No sign of Time Agent Keith anywhere. Not sure what to do on an abandoned planet? Tired and haven't had anything to eat for days.

Suddenly someone dressed in a space suit comes up, puts his glove covered hand on Time Agent Henry's shoulder, and in a mutted voice (due to the helmet) states; You are in good hands fellow time agent.

Meanwhile up north near Mille Lacs lake, the next day after the mummified Keith appeared...

Cornelius; Uff Da Earl, what do ya make of dat?

Earl; It sure is bright!

Cornelius; Yah. It is shimmering and pretty, but don't tell the guys that!

Earl; Yah, they might beat yah up. Ha Ha!


What Cornelius and Earl were talking about is the rip in the fabric of reality that was caused by the alternate dimension Keith. The rip is slowing growing in size and shape.

Present day, January 18th, Thursday inside the Crystal Skull dimension...

Blue Fire Energy; None of these humans are worthy that are presently inside us. We must chose one worthy successor.

Keith was great to bond with! Such amazing energy! His connection is no longer amongst us, so we must chose another, and the remainder of our energy can return home, so we don't endanger the human race with our unlimited energy!

These humans inside of us, collectively know a human that is perfect to receive our gift.

DONE! The gift is given. Release the rest of these humans to their homes!

It time for us to return home. Far thee well earthlings!

The Time Ship given to Keith appears right next to the rip in the fabric of reality! And Ben and Keith step out!

Ben Robison; What an amazing adventure! (A story for another time)

Time Agent Keith; Yup! Time Travel is cool!

Ben Robison; ROCKTOWN! Where are we now?

Time Agent Keith; Back home, but up north. Mille Lacs Lake to be exact! You can start by helping me carry cables to that rift.

Ben Robison; WHAT! What is that Keith?

Time Agent Keith; A rip in the fabric of reality!

Ben Robison; WHAT!!!

Time Agent Keith; We are here to fix it. We are here to fix everything, forever.

Galileen time agency. Time; Approximately New Years day 2007. The man in the space suit along with Time Agent Henry (who was sent to look for Time Agent Keith) walks into the office of C.E.O. Sarah Lawrence.

C.E.O. Sarah Lawrence; Welcome back Time Controller!

Time Controller; It is good to be back home Sarah. Prepare for the worst to come! Start shutting down of all time travel. You and I need to head to Galilee immediately. We will be on red alert going forward!

Next Time; The Once and Future King!

Peace!

Keith

Wednesday, January 17, 2007

Blue Light...Special!

From the journal of Ben Robison; When it comes to the blue fire energy, it seemily satisfies the soul, but only on a temporary basis. After pulling Cryptozoologist Jenni out of the blue fire energy that is contained in the crystal skulls dimension, she screamed and began convulsioning. We put her back in immediately and then she went back into a dreamlike state and floats around in the energy like one would float in water.

We had a specialist count how many people were trapped in the blue fire energy and we counted 10 thousand. C.E.O. Reigly and Time Agent Keith are researching on what can be done for these 10 thousand.

C.E.O. Reigly says; How can we get these people out, without killing them?

Time Agent Keith; They seem to be sestained inside the blue fire energy. They have been inside that for days, and some for weeks and they don't look malnurished. It is keeping them alive.

Ben Robison; I must admit that when I took a dip in the Lake of the Ozarks, I felt amazingly alive and incredibly powerful! They are not in any harm inside the blue fire energy.

C.E.O. Reigly says; But what about their families? They will want an explaination?

Time Agent Keith; The civilian world is not ready for this. As you know, the Galileen Time Agency will take care of them. It is a good thing that the Crystal Skulls have a pocket dimension, otherwise the entire world would be engulfed by this and all of us would be capitve to this blue fire energy.

C.E.O. Reigly says; Very true, good chap, but I still have a concern! With the projected readings of this blue fire energy, if it keeps building, it will blossom into a sun, three times greater than our own! Can the Crystal Skull dimension contain this?

Time Agent Keith; If not, we have another threat on our hands!

Further journaling of Ben Robison; Then the unexpected happened!

Murphy; Fascinating!

Ben Robinson; Waghhhh!!!!!!!!!!

Murphy; Sorry about startling you Ben, but I could not resist witnessing this power source! Yet another problem, courtesy of Keith!

Ben Robison; Why are you always blaming...ahhh nevermind! What do you want???

Murphy; You are doing a good job at hanging with Keith. Soon, ultimate chaos with ensue! You need to be there to stop it! You will be called to do something against your nature!

Ben Robison; If you are so smart, what information can you give us about this current problem with the blue fire energy?

Murphy; Nothing.

Ben Robison; And here I thought that you knew about everything! (Sarcastically stated)

Murphy; What I meant Ben, is to do nothing. It will all sort out itself. You humans need to learn patience!

Murphy vanished...

Time Agent Keith; I believe we can do nothing for them now. Shall we debrief?

What was hours, felt like days to me and Keith, and finally the debriefing was done!

Time Agent Keith; That was longer than usual?

C.E.O. Reigly; There was alot to discuss, but now the moment you have been waiting for! Your time machine!

Time Agent Keith; YES!!! Sorry, I couldn't contain my excitement! Come in Ben, let's take this for a spin!

Ben Robison; What? ROCKTOWN!

Journal entry completed for now!

Keith took the controls and Ben watched in awe! The time machine dematerialized, and then the controller states...

Time Controllers voice; Soon it will be done.

C.E.O. Reigly; Yes, it will finally be completed!

Next Time; The Way Home!

Peace!

Keith

Tuesday, January 16, 2007

True Nature!


Ben and Keith dropped Nate off in the Twin Cities, and make their flight towards Galilee...

Keith thinks; It will be hard to contain my excitement with Ben around, but my strategy will be to get Ben focused on the amazing workings of the Galileen Time Agency! So far this has gone a lot smoother than anticipated!

Thankfully no one suspects that I am from another dimension. The world I came from was great! The world was raw and untamed at first and then I came and I ruled it with an iron fist and the world shaped by me, into a utopian society! I reigned for hundreds of years!
Some did not like my rule! They restrained me in bindings that were meant to contain me and then they sent me into the void! I am unsure how long I was trapped in the void, but when the time travel device that teleported into the void floated to me, I was able to obtain my freedom! Unfortunately it only had enough power to get me here. Another dimension! But thankfully one that knows Keith! Once I obtain a new time travel machine with unlimited energy, not only will I rule my home once again, but I will shape this world and all these earths in every dimension in my image! I will forever be the KING of all time and dimensions in space!!!
Ben thinks; Keith is awfully quite, but then maybe he is deep in thought about getting to the Galileen Time Agency? I know I am as excited as a boy on Christmas Day! I can't wait to see the many wonders of the Galileen time agencies main headquarters! I wonder if I can play with some of their cool gadgets?
Meanwhile at the Galileen Time Agencies Main Headquarters...
C.E.O. Reigly; They have arrived sir!
Time Controller's voice; Very good! Bring them to your office, and after you debriefed them, give Keith what he is asking for!
Ben Robison walks through the doors of the agency and he is amazed at the many marvels of the agency!
Keith strides to the office! Ben can barely keep up, and Keith clearly states...
Time Agent Keith; I have accomplished my mission! Point me towards my reward!
C.E.O. Reigly; Time Agent Keith, I admire your bravado, but we need to debrief first and I believe there is some that now belongs to the Time Agency?
Time Agent Keith; Oh! That's right! I apologize! Let me fetch the crystal skulls!
Keith retrevies all the skulls except one. Ben is not realizing that he is clutching onto it tightly. Ben could not help but feel amazing peace! Keith then states...
Time Agent Keith; Ben, we need to give all of these to the Time Agency! They are not ours to keep.
Ben Robison ; Oh...yeah...I mean yes, here you go...I just could not resist the amazing peace from these crystal skulls.
Time Agent Keith; It is not the crystal skulls but the blue fire energy! I is made up off 100% purity! Reigly if you don't mind me asking? What do you plan to do with these crystal skulls?
C.E.O. Reigly; Lock them away of course! Power like could fall into the wrong hands and possibly be used for evil?
Ben Robison; I seen a woman floating around in one of them.
C.E.O. Reigly; Fantastic! No worries, we will liberate her and the others I am seeing from that dimension at once!
C.E.O. Reigly brings the Ben and Time Agent Keith to the lab to watch as they extract the many people that disappeared and then appeared inside the blue fire energy. They were captives to it. They first one comes out and it happenes to be Cryptozoologist Jenny and as she come out she begans screaming!!!
Cryptozoologist Jenny; PUT ME BACK IN! PLEASE PUT ME BACK IN!!!
Next Time; Blue Light...Special!
Peace!
Keith

Monday, January 15, 2007

Entangled! Part 2


From the journal of Ben Robinson...

Ok, so I said yes! It was quite an adventure! It also left me with plenty of questions! We left late wednesday night! Keith mentioned that the Galileen Time Agency could fold time, so we would only appear to be gone for 5 minutes. Keith said he was a bit confused since the time agency said that all "time travel" was incredibly limited. He said he would bring it up with Reigly later!

We traveled to Lake of the Ozarks by the Time Agencies Aeroplane that transforms into a Mini Coop. I have never seen technology like this, except in science fiction!

Here is a how the adventure went!

Keith; I was glad that I received permission to bring you Ben and Nate on this adventure. You two will be valuable in the plan I cooked up!

Nate; Awesome, just let me know what to do!

Ben Robison; Ahhh...great...what do you expect me to do?

Keith; Once we land, I need you Nate to clear a path to the Lake, and Ben, you are going to jump in the lake with one of the Crystal Skulls.

Ben Robison; What!!! I am not jumping into that blue fire lake! I heard that it makes people disappear!

Keith; Not Christians. They seem to feel incredible peace! Come on Ben, it will be good for ya, and if all goes according to my calculations, we can put this problem to rest!

Ben Robison; Why don't you jump in the lake?

Keith; I need to orchastrate from inside the plane!

Ben Robison thinks; I was not liking this plan at all, but maybe this is what Murphy was hinting at?

Further journaling of Ben Robinson; We flew over the Lake of the Ozarks to look for a place to land! It felt like it took only ten minutes to get here, when it can take over 10 hours on the road. Due to the overgrown vegetation, it took us an additional 10 minutes before we could land. We had to land on the rocky bluffs nearby the lake since vegetation does not seem to grow well in those areas.

From this point, Nate unstealthed his blade and started hacking a path to the lake! One question that weighed on my mind was how the plants were reacting! It almost sounded like there were screaming?! Keith was sitting in the plane, reading the book, while holding a crystal skull in hand. Then I started noticing the vines wrapping around the plane? Keith noticed that I was concerned, but he motioned for us to press on! I was also carrying a crystal skull. Creepy looking thing! Another question was why the vines were trying to get into the plane and attack Keith? Once we made it to the Lake, I was very hesistant to go into the water. Nate stated that he experienced peace, from his blue fire energy? I was feeling it as well. And then I stepped in, and...I did not vanish! Keith stated that he wanted me to get into the lake as deep as I could go without going underwater, and hold up the crystal skull over my head.
Done, and then I waited for what was only 2 minutes seemed like hours! I did not get tired, since the energy seems to give not only peace, but incredible strength! Then, the blue fire from the lake ceased. The skull I was holding turned blue and crackled with the blue fire energy. Nate and I tracked back and seen that Keith was also holding his crystal skull with blue fire energy! The vegetation all around us was pulling back and reverting back to it's natural form. Keith popped out of the plane and ran to one of the vans that was glowing blue! Keith pulled out two more crystal skulls glowing blue.
I then asked!

Ben Robison; What, did we do?

Keith; We transported the Blue Fire Energy to the dimension were these skulls get their power. Whenever we need this power, we can use it through these skulls. The skulls are now containment units for this Blue Fire Energy!

Further journaling of Ben Robinson; Keith turned on the onboard computer and we found news that all over the U.S. the vegetable people were dropping and reverting back to there nature forms. Some rejoiced and others were saddened, since these creatures were not violent. One thing that was not resolved was the missing people? Where did they go?
And then I thought my eyes were fooling me when I thought I saw a young woman floating around in the crysal skull I was holding?! Again, I was left with so many questions! Keith looked very pleased and then he stated that he was dropping us off before he went off to Galilee! Just then Murphy appeared just to me and said...

Murphy; You need to go with Keith. It is imperative!

Ben Robison; Didn't we already solve the problem? I stepped in the lake in place of Keith and the blue fire menace is contained!

Murphy; You just got started, after containing the blue fire energy! Now is when the beginning of chaos will begin!

Next Time; True Nature!

Peace!

Keith

Friday, January 12, 2007

Entangled! Part 1


Tuesday January 9th, Time Agent Keith is in deep thought...

Time Agent Keith thinks; I have to think up a plan to stop this blue fire energy? Unforgenately anyone who touches it, disappears! Information recently gathered, that was relayed to me about people experiencing incredible peace from the blue fire energy, but it only comes to people who state that they are believers in Christ. People who don't have any such belief system vanish!

The raiding of the "Star Protist" cults den was rewarding! I discovered 6 of the 13 original crystal skulls. The cultists could not make them work, but with the power inside me, I can activate anyone of them that I touch. I had not factored these skulls into my plan...yet, but I am coming up with an great idea!

Glad that Nate got home safely! That blade that was given to him by Keith helped out nicely. I am lucky that the Keith of this dimension is still M.I.A. since it could be disasterous if we were in contact with each other! The explosion that would result would destroy the fabric of time. Not something that fits into my plan!

House church is tonight, and I have to put my best face forward yet again. This guise of playing this dimensions Keith is getting wearisome, but if I enact my plan too soon, it will not work!

Keith pulls up to house church and a call comes in from C.E.O. Reigly!

C.E.O. Reigly: Time Agent Keith, we have a new assignment for you.

Time Agent Keith; What is it this time? Rutabega people?

C.E.O. Reigly: Ha Ha! Very funny! No, good chap, this time we need you to head to the source of the ongoing problem! Did you come up with a plan yet?

Time Agent Keith; I am gonna wing it Reigly! Any new news on time travel?

C.E.O. Reigly: You are persistant Time Agent Keith! No, in fact the offices in Minneapolis are closed. The core there, had to be shut down. All time travel power is being routed through Galilee.
Time Agent Keith; Once I accomplish this mission, can I get a ticket over to the time agency in Galilee?
C.E.O. Reigly: Alright! If you can stop this menace we will have a gift wrapped time machine ready and waiting for you in Galilee!
Time Agent Keith; Awesome!

After concluding his talk with C.E.O. Reigly, Keith walks into house church, and Ben Robison, Christine, and Jessica, are on their way. During this time, Ben is deep in thought...

Ben Robison thinks; Vegetable people, vines and other plantlife entangling towns and cities, and talks of blue fires, that don't burn people? What is going on? And then there is that Murphy character!

Murphy; Hello Ben. Have you thought through what we talked about?

Ben Robison; AHhhhh...WHAT! How did you get inside my head?

Murphy; I am ethereal, remember?
Ben Robison; I think you are just a figment of my imagination, brought on by stress!

Murphy; Whatever you want to think Ben, just listen to this. Keith will ask you to join him in an adventure this week and I encourage you to say yes.

Ben Robison; Please get out of my head.

Murphy vanishes...Ben Robison walks into house church, spots Keith, and walks up to him. Ben looks a bit stressed out and Keith and Ben hang together through out house church. Then Keith asks Ben a question.

Time Agent Keith; Hey Ben, up for an adventure?

Next Time; Entangled! Part 2

Peace!

Keith

Thursday, January 11, 2007

Vegans Protest!


On Wisconson Interstate 94, Zombies are stopping traffic by migrating across the interstate. A few cars got into an accident with these zombies and some of the drivers started screaming!

Ben Robison and crew were at a dead stop and could not help but think that zombies were plaquing the Wisconson landscape!

At this time, Ben made a discovery!


Ben Robison; I think one of those...zombies has a head that looks like cabbage? Wait, it is a cabbage, and the other one has a tomato head!? What!!!

Sarah; Ben bear, what is going on?

Ben Robison; They are vegetable people!?

Vegans all over the U.S. are protesting everywhere about the latest sightings of vegetable people all wondering about the U.S. The Vegans are accusing corporations for chemically engineering their main food source! Media was suppressed on this event, due to keeping panic amongst the masses to a minimum.

Early Monday morning, Time Agent Keith is contacted by C.E.O. Reigly...

C.E.O. Reigly; Good Morning Time Agent Keith

Time Agent Keith; What's up Reigly?

C.E.O. Reigly; Vegetable people!

Time Agent Keith; Come again???

C.E.O. Reigly; Vegetable people all over the U.S. are overtaking the U.S. in mass numbers. Thankfully they are not dangerous. They are quite friendly actually.

Time Agent Keith; Do you know how silly that sounds?

C.E.O. Reigly; Dreadfully silly I might add, but this is definately linked to the blue fire energy! Remember in the report that it animated the amish friendship bread. Our thoughts from the agency is that plant life is affected in quite a dramatic way! The plants and vegetables are taking on a freaky looking humanoid appearance!

Time Agent Keith; What does this mean for the U.S.?

C.E.O. Reigly; If this rate of populace continues the human race will not be able to occupy the U.S. In addition, vines, creepers, trees and other plant life are growing over small towns, and crawling into cities!

Time Agent Keith; So...what is our plan of attack?

C.E.O. Reigly; We at the agency are stymied! We are hopeing that you will come up with an ingenius plan!

Time Agent Keith; Great! (said sarcastically)

Meanwhile in the Lake of the Ozarks...

1st Leiutenant Robert McCreedy; General, our squad is moving out of Camp...as instructed! The lake looks like it caught on fire, but we don't feel any heat. Instead we all feel incredible peace! We wish we could stay?

General Greer; I can't afford to lose you 1st Leiutenant Robert McCreedy! Get out of there immediately!

Meanwhile in Iowa one of Keith's best friends Nate Howard puts his sword that he received as a Christmas present from Keith, to good use!

Nate Howard; Glad to have this sword on hand! The interstates are becoming difficult to drive do to creeping plants and vines! I need to call Keith when I get closer into town!

Next Time; Entangled! Part 1

Peace!

Keith

Wednesday, January 10, 2007

Clock Work!


Keith calls the Galileen Time Agency headquarters on Sunday January 7th...

C.E.O. Reigly; Time Agent Keith, What news do you have on the mushroom people?!

Time Agent Keith; From what I gathered, the blue fire energy was animating them, until members from some cult sucked that energy from the mushrooms.

C.E.O. Reigly; You mentioned a cult. I got some film footage that you need to see.

C.E.O. Reigly sends transmission of a film that was taken by the military on Saturday January 6th.

1st Leiutenant Robert McCreedy; Can I see your clearance papers?

High Priestess in disquise as a lab tech; Yes. Here they are. May I get a sample of the lake water.

1st Leiutenant Robert McCreedy; Nice trick with trying to mesmerize us, but it doesn't get past our training techniques.

1st Leiutenant Robert McCreedy motions all of his squad to set their sites on the cultists. The High Priestess, standing close enough to the water, drives into the lake and vanishes. The Magister runs from the van towards the water and the 1st Leiutenant Robert McCreedy shoots him in the knee cap. Then, all of the cultists pile out of the 6 vans and assume martial art fighting positions! Most of them are brought down by several gas grenades. The remaining cultists run and hide in the woods.

Time Agent Keith; Wow, that was like "Clock Work"? Did they find out what happened to the female cultist?

C.E.O. Reigly; Fraid not good chap! The Leiutenant states that anyone that takes a dip in the blue fire waters, vanishes!

Time Agent Keith; Who are those cultists?

C.E.O. Reigly; They call themselves "The Star Protist".

Time Agent Keith; You mean that group that collects "Crystal Skulls" that they claim have supernatural power, but they can't seem to make them work?

C.E.O. Reigly; One and the same! I need your help in clearing out their den in Saint Paul.

Time Agent Keith; That group is not known to be violent? Why would they take on such a risky endevour?

C.E.O. Reigly; The blue fire energy is said to be made up of pure goodness. Maybe they thought it could help enhance the power of the crystal skull, so it could work for them?

Time Agent Keith; Any news on the use of time travel?

C.E.O. Reigly; No news, unforgenately! The core is colapsing here in Minneapolis. Sadly we can not use it's benefits in the Minneapolis at this time. All time vehicles are restricted and the Galileen Time Agency's V.P.s are calling a meeting in Galilee since the core in Galilee is also weakening. Those "Illuminati" struck a hard blow to us Time agents!

Time Agent Keith; Is there nothing we can do?

C.E.O. Reigly; Not at this moment, but the blue fire energy is spreading through the rivers and streams and permeating the ground. There are reports that creatures are crawling out of the ground and out of woodland areas through out the U.S.

Menawhile Ben Robison and crew are driving back from Wisconson when they notice traffic backup and someone screams the word...

ZOMBIES!!!

Ben Robison and crew witness the most ghasty sights!!!

Next Time; Vegans Protest!

Peace!

Keith

Tuesday, January 09, 2007

The Law of Murphy!

Saturday night January 6th, Madison, WI...

Ben Robison; How do you now me?

Murphy; I know everyone Ben.

Ben Robison; Is this some kind of joke? Did Keith put you up to this?

Murphy; You mean Time Agent Keith? NO! Not that Bumbling Oaf! Anything he touches explodes!...Mostly in a figurative sense, and sometimes literally! Keith is the one that will be responsible for this upcoming cataclysmic event!

Ben Robison; What do you mean, by a Cataclysmic Event?!

Murphy; Do I always have to spell it out to you humans? Can't you see what is coming?

Ben Robison; Hey, I just got off of the busiest holiday schedule of my...wait, why am I telling a stranger this?

Murphy; You need to listen to me! You need to stick close to Keith during these upcoming weeks, and make sure he doesn't do anything stupid...Again!

Ben Robison; I am not his keeper! I got a job, a girlfriend, church resposibilities, amonst many other things! If you are so knowledgable, why don't you do something about it?

Murphy; Because I am ethereal. I can only instruct.

Murphy demonstrates by passing his hand through Ben's!

Murphy; Think about what I said?

Murphy vanishes!

Ben becomes a bit disoriented, and then wanders back to his car, thinking that this must only be an effect of stress and fatique?

Meanwhile at the Lake of the Ozarks...

1st Leutenaut Robert McCreedy; General, I can't keep sending men from my squad into the lake as an experiment! Each one of them disapears, and we don't know how to get them back?

General Greer; Have you sent a sample of the water to the lab in DC?

1st Leiutenaut Robert McCreedy; Already done General!

Just then a caravan of 6 white non descript vans pull up...

High Priestess Pricilla (Disquised as a lab tech); We can take it from here Leutenaut!

Meanwhile in the Ethereal plane...

Murphy; I believe we are in for YET another disaster in the making! If I could only be more effective, but then the human race is not that bright! Using conbustable means for travel, jumping off cliffs with rubberbands attached to them, eating chemically engineered food that only spells death for their bodies, to name only a few! It is no wonder that they may be begging for their own end?!

The law I am governed by is partially why it keeps me from being material! So many ways to describe the law! The Law broadly states that things will go wrong in any given situation, if you give them a chance. "If there's more than one way to do a job, and one of those ways will result in disaster, then somebody will do it that way." Most often cited as "Whatever can go wrong, will go wrong" (or, alternately, "Whatever can go wrong will go wrong, and at the worst possible time," or, "Anything that can go wrong, will").

Too many times, mankind turned a deaf ear to my instruction! So many disasters would of been diverted! Thankfully there have been a few that listened. I hope Ben Robison will be one of them and hopefully he can stop this upcoming disaster? Of course if he doesn't, they planet will cease to exist and I won't be chained to the duty of assisting these humans any longer, but I am not sure if I will cease to exist without the earth as my prison? Never experienced "Ceasing to exist?"

Meanwhile back at Keith's place...

Keith; The earth is slowly changing, and not in a way that will assist in my plan! I will put a stop to this, and then I can finally enact MY plan! (Keith bellows out an Evil laugh)

Next Time; Clock Work!

Peace!

Keith

Monday, January 08, 2007

The Mushroom People of Albert Lea!


Late Saturday morning on January 6th, Time Agent Keith makes a drive out to Albert Lea, Minnesota to investigate the sightings of Mushroom people?

From the journal of Time Agent Keith...

I hope this assignment does not take me too far away from my goal? Thankfully the agency still has tech that works like this flying car! It saves alot of time in getting to Albert Lea, and does not use poluting gas and oil. This baby is solar and electric!

I am fascinated by what has transpired in my absence! I gained access to the Galileen Time Agencies log on "Time Agent Keith".

One of these events was a being of pure energy that took on the form of me. This beings blue colored energy brought about artificial life? Kind of like a battery to a toy, and at times could mutate it, and make it expand. Not this beings intention, but a fallout from it's energy. This is what created the crazy "Amish Friendship Bread" monster that gravitated to a fruit cake factory and mutated into large fruit cake monstrocities! It later divided into 4 more of it's kind at one time, following the "Amish Friendship Bread" recipes nature?

With energy of this magnitute, nothing is impossible! I must get to the source of this power which apparently is manifesting in the "Lake of the Ozarks"! But first I will carry out the assignment given to me from C.E.O. Reigly. I need to keep up my cover so no one will expect my true intentions here.

Time Agent Keith lands outside of the city limits and the flying car transforms into a Mini Coup. Time Agent Keith thinks that one does not need to be asked questions about a flying car. Time Agent Keith happens upon a young boy and his mushroom collection.


Time Agent Keith; Hello young man.


Young boy Stevie; Hello sir, who are you? Are you with the military, the news paper or some cult?


Time Agent Keith; Those are odd questions! I am not any one of those. My name is Keith. I am aahhh...investigator of unusal happenings.


Young boy Stevie; Like the X-Files?!


Time Agent Keith; Yes, like the X-Files. (Smiles) Your name?


Young boy Stevie; Stevie.


Time Agent Keith; Stevie, I see that you have mushrooms in your box. Do you collect them?


Young boy Stevie; No, they are my friends, or at least, they used to be until this group of people dressed in dresses killed them!


Time Agent Keith; Pardon my unbelief, but you said these mushrooms were alive?


Young boy Stevie; Are you gonna doubt me like the news media and the military?


Time Agent Keith; No Stevie, I have encountered stranger things! You said a group dressed in dresses?


Young boy Stevie; Yeah, I think they were a cult? They said their name was "Star something or another"?

Time Agent Keith; Did they say were they were heading?

Young boy Stevie; Some lake in Missouri?

Time Agent Keith; I suspect the media came just to cover up, and the military came to discet the mushroom people?

Young boy Stevie; Yeah! You are good at this detective stuff! What agency are you with?

Time Agent Keith; Here is my card Stevie, but don't show anyone. They won't believe you.

Young boy Stevie; The Men in Black exist?

Time Agent Keith; Yes they do, they are "Out There"! I am merely a contract worker. If you have anymore news, let us know.

Young boy Stevie; Yes sir!

Meanwhile in Madison Wisconson on January 6th in the early evening...

Mysterious shadowy man; Hello Ben Robison.

Ben Robison; Ahhh...who are you?

Mysterious shadowy man; My name is Murphy! We need to talk! You are about to walk into the most catastrophic upcoming event of your history and I want to help you prevent it!

Next Time; The Law of Murphy!

Peace!

Keith

Saturday, January 06, 2007

Downtime!


Saturday morning on January 6th 2007 at the Galileen Time Agency located in the Foshay Tower, Downtown Minneapolis. Keith brings in a box on a dolly and dumps the heavily damaged A.I. Unit on the floor in the C.E.O.'s office of Sarah Lawrence. To Keith's suprise, the C.E.O. Sarah Lawrence is not there.

Keith; Sir, where is C.E.O. Sarah Lawrence?

C.E.O. Reigly; Curently on vacation good chap! The recent events that happened brought on a lot of stress to where the entire office staff was relieved for much needed downtime.

Keith; I need access to a time machine.

C.E.O. Reigly; Fraid not chap! First we need to give you a full physical. You have been missing for quite some time, and even though the security scans show you to be Time Agent Keith, we need to fully know, just for security reasons. You understand?

Keith; Yeah... I understand. Let's do this.

C.E.O. Reigly; By the way...what happened to the A.I. Unit that was impersonating you?

Keith; Not sure? It feel apart when it saw me.

C.E.O. Reigly; Right!? Well, this way please.

After a full hour, the physical checks out, but one thing is peculiar?

C.E.O. Reigly; Keith, everything looks great, except one thing?

Keith; What is that C.E.O. Reigly? (Keith clenches his fist)

C.E.O. Reigly; The physical says that you are a man of over one thousand years old? I rekon that our systems are not working properly.

Keith; LOL! Yeah, I agree! In order to be over one thousand years old, I would have to be mummified?

C.E.O. Reigly and Time Agent Keith both laugh!

Keith; Alright, how about that time machine?

C.E.O. Reigly; Oh...yeah...right...well...we have a bit of a problem with that.

Keith; What is the problem!? (Fist clenching)

C.E.O. Reigly; Ever since the incident with the Illuminati, our access to the time vortex has been damaged. We can barely teleport ten feet with the vehicles. Movement in time is non-existitant.
Keith; Is anybody working on this?

C.E.O. Reigly; Right...ahhh yes! Feverishly I might add, since we still have a time agent lost out there. Which brings up the question of how did you get back with the time vortex being inaccessible?

Keith; I had help from a higher power. I will explain more in my report. Any word on how long the restoration of the time vortex with take?

C.E.O. Reigly; None! In fact we might lose the time core? We will keep you updated good chap! Oh, by the way, since you are back, we do have some detective work for you. We know that you love this type of work.

Keith; Yes I do! What is the assignment?

C.E.O. Reigly; There has been many sightings of "Cryptids" in the U.S. and there are strange stories being told by children.

Keith; What is the going scoop?

C.E.O. Reigly; Mushroom people? Could be dangerous?

Next Time; The Mushroom People of Albert Lea!

Peace!

Keith

Friday, January 05, 2007

Meet Ben Robison!


From the Journal of Ben Robison...

I need ask Keith some hard questions, so I can determine if this Keith is an imposter? He seems so stoic and passive at times, as though he is processing data?

Another thing I began to notice other than Keith, is that there have been reports of UMAs (Unidentified Mysterious Animal) wandering about in the U.S! UMAs are a part of Cryptozoology. Cryptozoology is the study of animals that are rumored to exist, but for which conclusive proof is missing! The term also includes the study of animals generally considered extinct, but which are still occasionally reported. Those who study or search for such animals are called cryptozoologists, while the hypothetical creatures involved are referred to by some as "cryptids", a term coined by John Wall in 1983.

I am heading out of town to Madison, WI, this weekend with my girlfriend Sarah and friends, but I intend to stop over at Keith's place before leaving! I am curious to know what is going on?

Ben Robison and his crew pull into Keith's driveway. Ben lets his crew know that he won't take to long. He just needed to see what is up with Keith? The bell rings and Keith answers the door!

Ben Robison; Keith, hey, can I come in?

Keith; Sure Ben, come on in. What can I do for you?

Ben Robison; Ahh, uum, I need to ask you some questions.

Keith; Ok?

Ben Robison asked Keith several questions! In hopes to stump Keith and reveal him to be an imposter. Keith answered all Ben's questions to Ben's satifaction, and then asked him to wait while he brought something that further helped Ben believe Keith.

Keith; Ben, the questions you asked, make me sound like a robot? I have something to show you.

Keith pulls out the heavily damaged A.I. Unit.

Keith; I must admit Ben that I have been away and in my absence the Time Agency I secretly work for put this A.I. Unit in my place.

Ben Robison; What?

Keith; I am a time agent, but please keep this private.

Ben Robison; What?...I love time travel, but that is just fiction. Are you joking with me?

Keith; No, Ben. The agency I work for was based in Galilee, and has an office in the Foshay Tower in downtown Minneapolis.

Ben Robison; What?

Keith; I know how unbelievable it must sound, but when you get back in town, maybe we can go for coffee or a bite to eat and I can tell ya all about it? I can maybe get you inside the office, and let them know about your love for time travel?

Ben Robison; Deal...say, how did the robot get so damaged?

Keith; Not sure? Once the A.I. Unit saw me, it simply fell apart.

Ben Robison; Thanks for answering all my questions and being honest with me.

Keith; Anytime Ben. You best get back to your crew.

Ben Robison; Right! I almost forgot about them. I best get going.

Keith; Safe travels Ben. See you next week at house church?

Ben Robison; Yes! I will be there!

Ben Robison and crew head off on their road trip.

Keith says; That Ben is a good man. He will come in very handy with our plan. (with a evil looking smirk)
Meanwhile out in Ben's Saturn...

Sarah; What went on in there Ben?

Ben Robison; Oh, aahhh...I just asked Keith some questions.

Sarah; And?

Ben Robison; Oh, everything is cool. We are planning to get a bite to eat next week.

I could not bring myself to tell Sarah about Keith being a time traveler. It sounds ridiculous, and yet Keith seems very believable? Signing out for now. I have a feeling I will be experiencing alot to write about in the near future?

Next Time; Downtime!

Peace!

Keith

Thursday, January 04, 2007

Something Wiccen This Way Comes!


Lake of the Ozarks, Osage Beach, Missouri...

The lake is glowing bright blue and starting to bubble! The Cryptozoologist flew in from New York and landed at the Fort Leonard Wood army base.

Crytozoologist Jenni; What do we have here 1st Leiutenant Robert McCreedy?

1st Leiutenant Robert McCreedy; Not sure? I don't want to risk any more of my squad than I already have.

Crytozoologist Jenni; Well, you boys sit back since this is a job for a woman! (She smirks)

1st Leiutenant Robert McCreedy; Yes, Ma'am! (He smirks)

Crytozoologist Jenni puts on her scuba suit and gets ready for the dive. 1st Leiutenant Robert McCreedy and his squad lower Crytozoologist Jenni the into the Lake.

Meanwhile inside the Saint Paul caves...

Magister Malen; Yes my bretheren the time is here for...

Just then Magister Malen is rudely interupted!

High Priestess Pricilla; Malen! You over dramatic loser! Why you are boosting and chanting, I have overseen capture of over 100 of these strange new cryptids!

Magister Malen; How dare you take that tone with...

High Priestess Pricilla; SILENCE!!!

Magister Malen; Yes, dear...

High Priestess Pricilla; Let us gather ourselves together! In the Lake of the Ozarks is an event taking place that will give us more power than we could of ever dream of!

At the townhome of Keith...

The A.I. Unit Keith hears a knock on the door!

A.I. Unit Keith; Hello, may I help...aaahhhhhhhh....this unit is impaired, this unit malfunctioning, this unit...losing data...

The mummy wrapped looking man drags the A.I.Unit inside and shuts the door!

Meanwhile back at Lake of the Ozarks, Osage Beach, Missouri...

1st Leiutenant Robert McCreedy; General Greer, we just lost our Crytozoologist!

General Greer; Where did she go 1st Leiutenant?

1st Leiutenant Robert McCreedy; Hard to say exactly General. When we lowered her into the lake, she simply vanished!

Next Time; Meet Ben Robison!

Peace!

Keith