Amish Friendship Bread gone BAD!

I think footprints are becoming a theme in my life and I can only imagine in sheer terror what Amish Friendship Bread looks like, when it leaves it's own footprints?

With all that has gone on lately, I hope we can nip this crazy bread monsteristy in the bud, before Santa gets here?

If you don't know anything about Amish Friendship bread? Here is the instructions!

Amish Friendship Bread

Don’t refrigerate the dough you receive.

Day 1~ This is the day you receive the dough; do nothing.

Day 2 - 5 ~ Squeeze the bag.

Day 6~ Add one cup flour, 1 cup sugar and 1 cup milk. Squeeze the bag until mixed.

Day 7 - 9~ Squeeze the bag.

Day 10~ Add 1 cup flour, 1 cup sugar and 1 cup milk. Mix well and pour four 1 cup starters into Ziploc bags. Keep one starter for yourself and give the other three to friends along with these instructions.

Preheat oven to 350 degrees and combine
1 cup Starter
1 cup vegetable oil
2 cups all purpose flour
1 cup sugar
½ cup milk
1 ¼ tsp baking powder
3 large eggs
1 tsp vanilla extract
½ tsp baking soda
½ tsp salt
3 tsp ground cinnamon
¾ cup chopped nuts (optional)

Pour into 2 greased and sugared 9x5” loaf pans.
Bake 40-50 minutes or until done. Cool for 20 minutes before removing from pans. Enjoy!

This will be tough to enjoy after I let it sit for over three weeks!

Michael states; What is the worst that could happen?

Me; It could continously split into 4 different Amish Friendship Bread Monsters!

Angela; Thats ridiculous!!! Molded bread can't spring to lif..eeeeEKkkkk!!!!!!

We just spotted the bread monster and it doesn't look friendly!

Meanwhile back at the Time Agency...

Time Agent Zedmore; Chief, I just got ahold of C.E.O. Samalia and after I explained our situation, he added more to it!

C.E.O. Sarah; What do you mean?

Time Agent Zedmore; Time Agent Keith just checked in at 0500 hours today and Time Agent Keith has quite the story to tell!

Next Time; Doubles!

Peace!

Keith

Santa Claus is Coming to MY Town!

With Santa on his way to my place, I figured I best make the place look festive, so I called a few friends! I am so glad that I have not forgotten my friends and family.

I thought of my beautiful friend Christine right away, but I promised my dear friend Bethany that I would call her during the weekend, so I called Bethany first about decorating. Bethany had a very busy day ahead, and needed to see where she would be at after horse back riding and studying for various classes. I then called Christine. She stated that she was also busy and she would just plan on seeing me at House Church on Tuesday.

I called my good friend and Bro in Christ, Ray Pa Pa Sweetman. He stated that he wanted to get out of the house and do something fun, and then during that call, I seen on my caller id on my cell phone that Christine is calling! I asked Ray to hold and I answered the phone call. Christine noticed that she had some free time and was able to come after all:) I was glad since not only is Christine a beautiful godly woman, but she also has the same enthusasium as I do when it comes to loving Christmas and decorating for the holiday:)

I switched back over to Ray and let him know we were having Christine join us for decorating. I called a few others but all I got was voice mail. Three was perfect! Christine popped over around 2:30pm and we got busy with decorating. Ray soon came over around 3:30pm. The place looks awesome! Santa will feel right at home:)

Christine had to to go off to her friend Peter's B-Day party, and Ray and I hung out along with Angela and Michael for the latter part of the day (the ones who have there car in the shop) Further ideas of decorating commenced, and then we drove to the stores.

Back at the Galileen Time Agency...

C.E.O. Sarah; I can't believe my eyes! Time Agent Zedmore, contact the main headquarters in Galilee!

Time Agent Zedmore; Right away Chief!

Operater 2; Clearance code please.

Time Agent Zedmore; Anno Domini

Operater 2; Very good sir! Patching over to C.E.O. Samalia

Time Agent O'Malley; Chief we got incoming to the U.S. and it's travelling fast!

C.E.O. Sarah; No need to worry, it is just Santa, but it is odd on why he would be coming around here so early?

Time Agent Zedmore; Chief! Santa is heading towards Minnesota!

C.E.O. Sarah; ???

Meanwhile back at Time Agent Keith's place...

Angela; Have you made the Amish friendship bread yet?

(For those who do not know what Amish Friendship bread is? It is like chain mail, but with physical substance, and a baking responsibility! You need to let the mixture ferment in a Ziplock bag for 10 days)

Me; I...ahhh...no, not yet, I think been past 10 days and then got buried amongst the piles of junk mail?

As I look around for Ziplocked Amish Friendship Bread, I notice that the Ziplock bag is busted open?

Next Time; Amish Friendship Bread gone BAD!

Peace!

Keith

Deer Ones

Friday morning November 24th. The day after Thanksgiving and I am still stuffed. My friend Michael calls and lets me now of an unfortunate happening:( He accidently rear ended another driver. Thankfully Angela and Michael were not hurt, and also thankfully it did not effect them adversely with their insurance company since they have Allstate:)

Where I come in is that Michael needed a ride into work! Before I was getting ready to pick him up, I noticed something that you don't see everyday on the outside patio! A reindeer was looking thru the glass door with an envelope in it's mouth.

I opened the glass door and the reindeer dropped the envelope into my hand. I opened it and it read;

HO HO HO my good friend Keith! I need your help. You asked me years ago when I helped you with that gift situation, if there was anything you could do, to return a favor? I am asking for a favor now.

Mrs Claus is very cross with me, and she kicked me out of our cottage in the North Pole. I need a place to stay, until we can sort things out?

May I stay with you Keith?

Signed Kris Kringle

After some thought of wondering why Mrs. Claus would be sooo upset and kick Santa out of the cottage, I asked the Reindeer on how I respond? The Reindeer nodded his head and then shook his head. Then I realized that this is a simple yes or no. No explaination!

I called my roomie and let him know that we are having another house guest and then I nodded yes to the reindeer. The reindeer looked like it smiled and off it flew!

I get myself together and picked up Michael so he could help out at Rainbow Foods. Michael works for a company called "Tree of Life"!

The general plan was to pick up Michael, get him to work, and do Christmas shopping until he got done with work.

Meanwhile, back at the Galileen Time Agency...

Time Agent Zedmore; Chief, I got some interesting news!

C.E.O. Sarah; What news would that be Time Agent Zedmore?

Time Agent Zedmore; I just received the report on the physical we ran on Time Agent Keith!

C.E.O. Sarah; What did you find?

Time Agent Zedmore; See for yourself!

C.E.O. Sarah; OH MY LORD!

Next Time; Santa Claus is Coming to MY Town!

Peace!

Keith

Business as Usual?

The Galileen Time Agency was founded in the year of our dear Lord Jesus Christ, shortly after he ascended into the heavens! Our Lord Jesus Christ gave us the stewardship to monitor and correct time, if needed. It is a heavy burden, but we do it with the strength given to us from our dear Lord! Currently there are Galileen Time Agencies throughout the world. One of them is in the "Nice" State of Minnesota in the Foshay Tower. The Galileen Time Agency office opened in the Foshay Tower in January of 1950. Most businesses are not aware of the Time Agencies presence! The Galileen Time Agency uses an architectural office as its cover!

Time Agent Zedmore logging in as we just got report of Time Agent Keith being alive and well in south minneapolis. C.E.O. Sarah Lawrence rushed to the church to greet him and bring him back into the agency. I am excited to witness this myself. I am a little doughtful, and a little sceptical, since Time Agent O'Malley sent us e-mails stating a strange energy coming from within Time Agent Keith!

C.E.O. Sarah; It is good to have you back Keith!

Me; I did not know that I was missing? And Sarah, ahhh...where are we going?

C.E.O. Sarah; To the Time Agency!

Me; ???

C.E.O. Sarah; Don't you remember the offices? Did you knock your head again?

Me; I don't remember?

C.E.O. Sarah; Good ole Time Agent Keith:) I need you to read over the reports we logged. Maybe it will jog your memory?

Me; ok

After hours of reading, I, Time Agent Keith felt very overwhelmed. Reports have it that TimeWalker Craig Larson and I defeated the evil heads that they called the "Illuminati", and after they were locked into a timeloop, there was a timelash that sent both Craig the TimeWalker and me spinning thru the galaxies! Craig landed on a barren planet and reports have it that my ship crashed on "New Zion" and then bouncing into there nearby "Blue Sun"! I have no memory of this, or any memory of flying around in a golden helicoper-jet type time machine? Neither do I remember being a "Time Agent"! All I remember is business as usual, with working a job at Wells Fargo Home Mortgage doing Sales and Development, and doing ministry leading at The ROCK church!

The ROCK of the 22nd century! I do remember some strange stuff about that! The reports say that I visited, and assisted the ROCK church 100 years in the future, and I also helped plant a ROCK in the Year 3005!

The Time Agency stated that they were giving me a leave of absence and handed me files that may help in recovering my memories? TimeWalker is currently on a leave of absence to help cope with my loss. If I come across him, I am sure he will be overjoyed!

Settling back into my normal surroundings at home, I notice some marks outside! Hoof marks! After researching on the web I find out that they hoof marks are identified as deer hoof marks, but they are bigger, and one site states that they are the hoof marks of Reindeer?

Next Time; Deer Ones!

Peace!

Keith

Thanksgiving

Sarah Lawrence C.E.O. (Celestial Emergency Officier) of the Galileen Time Agency logging in a tragic loss. Today on November 23rd, in the Year of our Lord 2006 I learned that we lost one of our top Time Agents. Keith was a very effective time agent and what was additionally convient, is that he could not remember his past missions due to too many knocks to the head.

Time Agent Zedmore; Chief! It is Thanksgiving day, shouldn't you be with family?

C.E.O. Sarah; Sorry Zedmore, I just needed to log in this entry before the big Thanksgiving dinner at my family.

Time Agent Zedmore; We are all mourning the loss.

C.E.O. Sarah; Some are saying that he is still out there, maybe lost and needs our help?

Time Agent Zedmore; Knowing Keith, he is really resourceful. Maybe he is sitting down to a Thanksgiving dinner as we speak?

Time Agent O'Malley reporting! I found a trace on an unsual energy pattern. I am getting a transmission. It is fuzzy but I am picking up some words.

"Everthing is sooo delicious! Could you pass more stuffing please.

How was your week son?

Busy, but funny thing, I don't remember a whole lot of it?"

Location is in Andover Minnesota, Time; 1pm, Year 2006, Month; November 23rd!!! Interesting!

Time Agent O'Malley; I need to speak to C.E.O. Sarah Lawrence!

Operater 1; She just left for her familys Thanksgiving dinner.

Time Agent O'Malley; Can you patch me over to Time Agent Zedmore?

Operater 1; Right away sir! Ahhh...I am just getting voice mail, he must of headed off to Thanksgiving dinner too? Would you like to leave a message?

Time Agent Zedmore; No, I will handle this myself! Thanks for your assistance.

Time Agent Zedmore reporting that I have found an unusual energy pattern that had just appeared on earth that came in weak at first on Monday November 20th and is gaining strength. Funny thing, the energy has a voice? I further investigate by tracking the energy and it leads me to the Edgewater Baptist church in Minneapolis. Sure enough I get more audio and this time I sent in an agent for visual. The agent dressed up like a homeless person.

The audio is "I don't think I can eat another bite! I am so stuffed, just like a turkey!"

Picture is coming in and, I can't believe me eyes! It is Time Agent Keith!!!

Next Time; Business as Usual?

Time Agent O'Malley logging off!

Your Comments Here!

Time Agent Zedmore reporting.

Expressing thanks for reading this blog story on behalf of Time Agent Keith the Time Flyer! More info will be shared on Thanksgiving weekend!

Did you enjoy Time Agent Keith's storyline?

If you are new to the storyline, start at "A Belated Birthday Gift" and read thru to "The END"

Please leave your feedback, comments, and/or suggestions here.

Logging off.

Time Agent Zedmore

The End!

Time Agent Zedmore reporting on the missing Time Agent Keith! We tracked his trail and found that parts of his time vehicle was found in the Andromeda Galaxy on planet "New Zion" in the earth year of 3002. A number of little people took the time and space device, along with numerous books from his onboard library! Thankfully we were able to remove the most of the history books, so all they had was earth traditions of the 21st century, and a harmless childrens book on the ROCK church legends. Since this is part of the time line, we let it go.

After this point the trail goes into the nearby sun.

We retrieved Agent TimeWalker on barren planet M3 and then gave him with a new time ship.

Agent TimeWalker with being finishing up the report.

Agent TimeWalker loggin after accessing my new time ship! I was relieved to hear that Time Agent Keith did not get caught in the "Time Loop" that we put the 3 "Illuminati" in!

Unforgenately the trail ends in a sun near the planet "New Zion"!

Agent Keith, my good friend will be missed,... but according to the Time Agent Zedmore , we can only list Agent Keith as M.I.A. (missing in action) since we won't be able to find a body in a sun.

If you are still out there dear friend, I hope you find your way back home?

TimeWalker logging out.

Next Time; Your Comments Here!

Peace out!

TimeWalker

The Face Off! Part 2

"Journal notes from the TimeWalker!"

I am currently writing since I haven't anything better to do as I am stuck on a barren wasteland planet waiting for pick up from the Time Agency! My ship is destroyed. It all happened after we stormed the "Illuminati's" castle!

Time Agent Keith and I were in the castle, outside of time and space! My task was to neutralize the evil faces and I neutralized two of them as they were in their stasis tubes! The Yellow robed face and the Green robed face were neutralized, but the blue tube is empty! Oh oh!

I then heard an explosion in the direction of their control room!

I sprinted to the control room where Keith was working the control panels and sure enough, the evil blue robed face was there! I stopped him with a boomerang I recieved from my aborigine friend "Zoomee" back in 1820!

I ran up to Keith and thankfully the device was not on him! Keith stated that we needed to get to the future of 2056 since he accidently time transported many evil robots there!

I told him that it was around the time that the world started to burn! Keith said, he knew about this devasting event and also said that if we don't do something, the world will burn continously!

I assured Keith that since we are out of time and space, we have plently of time on our hands and we need to alert the Men in Black! The Men in Black came quickly and they imparted news that the "Lily" test subject happened to be a girl with extraordinary powers! She cannot be physically destroyed so the Men in Black figured that the Evil Face Men planned to burn the planet until there is only one left! Lily!

After disassembling the control panels, we head back to 2006 to retrieve my time ship and we both syncronize our ships to appear at the same time!

We put on protective suits, since it was incredibly hot outside, and we then statigized on what to do! Keith relayed the story of the "Gold Flyer" and suspected that this legend might be him? I check the time line and things were checking out with that legend. Keith named his ship "Time Flyer 1" since he did not want it to be match that crazy legend! Keith also said he had a backup plan, but it is best that only he knew about it!

We rig his ship and hope that everything goes according to plan?

The heat was getting unbearable, and we figure that the time is right to advance to the sky!

Between our two time ships we plan to capture the faces in a time net and then put them in a "Time Loop"! It is a trap that they will never be able to escape from!

We both were in sync with the faces and everything looked good, so we sprung the trap, the faces fought, but eventually they were caught in the "Time Loop"...then the unexpected happened! We experienced a "Time Lash" and Keith and his ship vanished! My ship spun out of control as I experienced spinning in and out of time and space, until I crashed on this barren planet!

Thankfully the onboard computer was still working and it assured me that our mission was accomplished, the evil faces will never plaque mankind again, but Time Agent Keith vanished from the time line!

Next Time; the END!

TimeWalker!

Face Off! Part 1

I noticed two fallen stars on Saturday night, and I wonder if it is natural phenomena or something really bad?

I found TimeWalker, and with him being currently listed as "Compromised" I chose caution and then I notice a device on his neck, much like the one that Nate had, but Nates feel of as though it malfunctioned or was destroyed by something? Then I remembered that Nate stepped back and felt woozey around the Time and Space device that was Pastor Al's!

I get an idea, that is crazy but I think it will work? I still had the broken Time and Space device, and I have a new teleporter that I can pick up anyone with, so I try it on TimeWalker!

TimeWalker appears in the hanger bay and the device starts to break apart! TimeWalker passes out!

I set a course for the "Cretaceous Period" and end the madness once and for all!

TimeWalker joins me in the passenger area and he spins quite the story of these evil face men! Apparently they set up Lily as a test subject that is of upmost value! There is no one like Lily! She was list as a perfect being by them and they needed her for testing! TimeWalker further statesd that they will use any means nessarary to get her back! He also said that they know that Lily is with the ROCK!

I said; there is no one more perfect than Christ, so I wonder what these faces mean by perfect?

TimeWalker; Only one way to find out! We invade their castle!

Me; If you came back unsuccessful and compromised, how do you think I will do?

TimeWalker; We can do it together!

Me; :(

TimeWalker and I come up with a plan and since I am also a time agent along with TimeWalker, we have many tools and tricks at our disposal!

Castle in sight was fly towards it, and here comes one of the faces! It trying to blow us down but it soon realizes that it is trying to challenge a hologram!

We both figured that is they were gods, they would have no problem obtaining Lily! We figure that they are ordinary men with many tricks up their selves and limited access to time devices!

Materializing in the castle, I make a dash for the control room! We had a good look at all their defences and draw a battle plan from that!

I notice that one of the heads is flying up from behind me! It looks like it is trying to eat me, so I stand still and it passes therow me and then looks suprised!

Ah hah! I say, as I knew that they have emotions just like anyone else! I put myself slightly out of sync with time, and I then run into the control room! Inside I find a display monitor and I see current events in our 21st century! I foind out what those meteors are! They are rovers or to but it better, robots, but they look like military people! They have badges that have the letters U.N.M.! Now things are coming together!

After taking a few moments to analize to control board, I get a good idea of what to do! I flip a few switches, hoping to bring back the U.N.M robots and instead they appear 50 years into the future, roughly 2056:( I can't switch it back!

Then the control panel explodes and I fly back! Almost passing out, I see a man dressed in strange blue robes with a familiar face! It is one of those evil face dudes! TimeWalker said that he would have had them all neutralized! They normanly are in stasis tubes that help them control the faces! (He must of missed this one or worse yet, was defeated by him?)

I say; Nice dress! Getting ready to go out to the grand ballroom?

Evil Face Blue; Your words make no sence to me time agent!

Me; Then how about these words! You are under arrest for time meddling in the affairs of planet earth!

Evil Face Blue; You have no jurisdiction here!

Me; The Cretaceous Period is our jurisdiction, dress wearing man!!!

Evil Face Blue; We are outside of time and space! You think your employers would let you randomly fly back to the past? This is a test zone and you took our test subject! We want Lily back and you will help us!

The evil blue dude reaches out his hand which is holding a control device!

Next Time; The Face Off! Part 2

Peace!

Keith

Showers of Blessings!

James 1:2-3 Dear brothers and sisters, when troubles come your way, consider in an opportunity for great joy. For you know that when your faith is tested, your endurance has a chance to grow!

I read this bible verse, after reading the current news that confirms that over this weekend of November 17th thru November 19th we will see meteor showers in the sky! It is called the Leoniod belt, a great event to view, but I was wondering what happened with those other meteorites?

Pastor Al confirmed that the falling meteorites were not him! So what were they?

They did come down around the same time as Pastor Al and his friends, as though it was some kind of sign for me?

On the same news page, there are reports of disappearances of people of over three days and then they return, but they don't remember anything, as though no time has passed? I vaguely remember this happening around the time that my car was stolen.

I was thinking it was related to the Men in Black, but now that I am working in affliation with them, I have access to their records and they only interogate through the daydream. They don't make people vanish off the earth and then reappear.

I remember Anna, and Tobias saying that they remembered men in black interogating them, but they also vanished and they had no recollection of this happening! I wonder if they were abducted after the men and black questioned them?

I can only believe that the "Evil Faces" are up to something? There is a file I went through on these evil faces, and they once belonged to a sect of the Illuminati. Over time, they used science to advance themselves and became emotionless and very powerful.

The meteors that fell, could it be something from them?

At the ROCK, I enjoyed worship and another great message from Pastor Spencer Bernard. I also noticed that there was several ROCKers missing!

I headed back to the house and I had some time to access my cell phone link to the vehicles on board computer. I access the timeline and sure enough, there is slight disruption in the timeline! I wonder if I am to blame again?

Meteorites falling to the ground, but not being discovered and then TimeWalker coming back and acting distant? I think I need to visit my friend!

After further searching of the new database from the Men in Black, I notice that they have TimeWalker listed as a "Time Agent" , but more of a freelance, like myself, but he is currently listed as "Compromised"!

Next Time; Face Off!

Peace!

Keith

Coming Home!

It was good to be back again, and at house church on Tuesday November 14th, I couldn't help but think about my new ROCK brothers and sisters! Cute little people:) It would be a tough beginning but they will be doing well on the Holy Mountain in the year 3000!

I was surprised that I could not find the ROCKers that were camping there in the year 2107? They left a very nice building that should last for many years, and their was a large boat that could handle the oceans and seas. They are in a much better place!

Pastor Al and I prayed together before I left and we prayed about the ROCK church plant, and how I have been missing my bible readings and needed prayer for discipline. Time travel is no excuse for missing reading the good book!

Catching myself at daydreaming at house church it was a very nice to be praising and worshiping with my brothers and sisters in Christ in our year of 2006! After that, the week flew by and I find myself on Friday November 17th, prior to the ROCK. I am looking forward to a great evening and weekend!

I cover up the vehicle once again, and I know that I will be flying in it once again, probably very soon? I just need time to figure out what to do with more loose ends? The TimeWalker possibly compromised by the evil heads? College campuses possibly overrun with crazed college girls, but then come to think about it, that is normal behavior? No worries about that one:)

I just remembered about the United National Military in 2107? Hopefully their influence died in the year 3000? I wonder what happened to the ROCKers of 2107? Oh well, best not worry, but simply pray about it.

I the meantime, I think I better give my time vehicle a name? Since the TimeWalker gave me the gift, I should probably call it "TimeFlyer 1".

I noticed something odd about my cell phone? It is asking me to establish link up? A little hesitate, I comply and I find that my cell phone has a direct link to my "TimeFlyer 1"'s computer and other systems? WOW, that is cool! But unforgenately it seems like I am hopelessly linked to this vehicle:( No breaks for me!

Then, I notice a document that has a letterhead logo for Men in Black! Before signing some documents? I read them over, since being in the home mortgage business, I learnt that it is best to know what you are getting into to?

After reading the documents, I find out that I am a Time Agent! I have always been one! I just need to sign for the renewing of my benefits, and the newly updated work manual??? How come I don't remember this? I think it was due to too many bonks on the head?

Next Time: Showers of Blessings!

Peace!

Keith

Church Planting!

Pastor Al got up and preached the word and from what I could understand, he did a really good job! I was slightly surprised that these people still had alot of the earth customs, just on a smaller scale (pardon the pun:)

The entire time we were at the service I was ready for the insect alien persacutors to make their appearance! After two and a half hours...nothing happened.

I asked Pastor Al; Where are the persacutors?

Pastor Al Looked stunned at first and then, he did some strange motion with his hand?

I looked behind me since Pastor Al was looking at something. I seen nothing, but a bunch of his friends looking suspicious!

Pastor Al; Said, I forgot to tell you about our ROCK CAFE!

Pastor Al had his friends lead me to many tasty treats, and cool beverages. The odd thing about it was that the brand names were familiar! Kool Aid! Caribou Coffee, Swiss Miss Hot Cocoa, Crystal Farms cheese, Keebler cookies? (I smirked), and the stuff they had to prep the treats and food with were brand names like Chicago Cutlery and Tupperware?

This was getting really odd, but I decided to keep my poker face up and I checked one of the experiation dates on one of the cheese products. It read November 2008!?!

I went up to one of the ROCK members named Hemy, and let him know that I needed to step outside for a moment. I then head to my vehicle to get a reading on the cheese, since it can go bad really fast, expecially if we really are in the 31st century?

After I confirmed my finding, I finally seen the persacutors! Again, only three of them, and they had Pastor Al cornered! I did not have the handy laser rifle so I had to improvise and I ran at them, yelled and threw the cheese at one of their heads! The cheese beheaded the alien insect and it feel apart and a little person dropped the costume. They were pretending. The others took off their costumes, and I asked Pastor Al to confess!

Pastor Al held his head down, looked ashamed and he then told me the whole story, about what they were trying to accomplish! He told me another amazingly wild story about how they were able to build only the time and space device, not the vehicle. They did not have the resources, for the rest of it. The time device, was actually found on the planet amongst wreckage, but it was damaged. One of their ROCK members has a spiritual gift in repairing devices.

I looked Pastor Al in the eye and asked him if he was telling me the truth this time! When he said yes, it was believable, so I let him continue, after I showed him that I found the cheese experation date!

At first the ROCKers were only able to teleport small items back and forth from their world to ours. They were able to fill in some valuable information on their history by books from our time zones, and grown accoustomed to our culture. They were homesick, even though they were only earthlings by ancestory.

I said; So you stole these items?

Pastor Al; No, we paid for them with gold and gemstones! We would just time swap them. Small amounts so it would not upset the economy.

Their planet has a valley covered with gemstones, and gold veins run through out the planet. Thus it makes all this stuff completely worthless! Thankfully the early settlers created hydroponic gardens in nearby lakes and streams for food! I kind of thought how odd it would be for a merchant to find a product missing, but have a chuck of gold or gemstone in its place?

I asked how he got to earth, and Pastor Al stated that him and three of his other ROCK elders (good brothers in Christ) were able to make a one way trip to find the ROCK legend who could bring them all back to earth. It was a tremenous step of faith. The time and space device burned out, so it would become completely usless with no hopes of repair. They then needed to come up with an enemy that would cause the ROCK Legend "Gold Flyer" to come back with them.

I asked, how they found my vehicle? And Pastor Al said he they had a tracer that could hone in on any time travel device, and found that my time and space device was almost exactly the same as theirs! Pastor Al told me how he distracted me while his friends stuck on board in the garage, costumes and all!

Pastor Al and the other ROCKers made a plea to take with me back to the the 21st century!

I hesitated, and said; No

Pastor Al and the other were in shock.

I then said; I have a better idea! We will go to a century on Earth that matches this year! That way you will have no conflict with history and you can start fresh, with little interferance. I think the Men in Black will also like this!

Pastor Al; Men in Black?

I told him that I assume that they monitor the time line, but I am curious to why they haven't stopped me from my time travels?

After much packing, it took a few days! We heading off to Earth, the year 3000!

Next Time: Coming Home!

Peace!

Keith

ROCK Legends

Pastor Al and I were flying off to the other end of the galaxy! This happened after Pastor Al almost wet himself when he thought he was standing in front of a ROCK legend in my garage!

Pastor Al said; The Lord lead me to the right place! You are one of the ROCK legends!

Me; Pastor Al, I am just an ordinary guy, and I really don't believe that the "Gold Flyer" is me! Those car dealers that TimeWalker bought from have dozens of those golden vehicles, I am sure of it! Maybe a ROCKer 50 years from now, got brave and challenged the three faces?

Pastor Al just stared and smiled, and said that the "Gold Flyer" is good friends with the "TimeWalker".

Me; Pastor Al, you are not listening to me, are you?

Pastor Al becan to explain how an alien race of insect like creatures are persecuting the ROCK of Andromeda and how I could help. I jumped at the chance, mainly to see what a ROCK on another planet would be like?

Pastor Al's ship was destroyed and all that was left was one of the devices that assists in time travel! I had Pastor Al look it over in the hanger bay on my vehicle.

Me; Pastor Al, when you crashed, how many of your persecutors were following you?

Pastor Al; Only one ship with three of them.

Me; I seen a shower of meteorites come down around the same time.

Pastor Al; I did notice rocks around the area, and I do remember that they were then missing. I figured with my limited knowledge of earth that this was just a natural phenomena?

Me; Yet one more thing to investigate when I get back to my timezone:(

Pastor Al; You must be the one that is recorded in the legends as a great helper and connector, plus you are known as the one who never ages and never dies!

He then showed me a gamecard that the andromedians play games with. It came from a box called ROCK LEGENDS Trading card game.

I did not know what to say or do at this point, but put my head in my hands and then I asked Pastor Al how he built a Time ship?

Pastor Al selected the extras on the DVD, and we saw a descriptive blue print and it showed, in detail on how to build the same time vehicle that I have!

We arrived on the planet of New Zion. Upon landing the many of the ROCK members came out to meet us. They are all little people and they are wearing ROCK shirts and ROCK banners!

They all gazed at me in awe and then we were lead into their ROCK building!

Next Time; Church Planting!

Peace!

Keith

The ROCK on the other side of the Galaxy!

Pastor Al and I hung out for a good part of the day on Sunday. Pastor Al explained how the ROCK got started! After getting bonked on the head by the DVD, Al brought it into the house and played it in his DVD player! Months after watching the DVD and showing his friends, they started the ROCK!

I asked; Where do you live Pastor Al?

Pastor Al; On the planet New Zion in the Andromeda Galaxy.

Me; Andromeda Galaxy? Pastor Al, are you Andromedian?

Pastor Al; No, none of us here are natives, but our ancestry is from earth! Our ancestors fled earth in a space ship that took his ancestors to an orbiting space station as the world started to burn uncontrolably!

Pastor Al stated further on how the planet became so hot that these people needed to find a way to get off the station and further into space! They came across an anomoly in space and it transported them to this world. History states that they becamse changed.

Me; How so?

Pastor Al; They became little like me:)

I am trying to believe Pastor Al's story but it sounds so crazy!

Pastor Al stated that if us on earth were to place a year on the ROCK in the Andromeda Galaxy, it would of started in the year 3000! The 31st century!

Pastor Al asked if I watched the DVD? I said I did, but a more edited version.

Pastor Al played the DVD for me, and I was astounded by the film footage, and then something that was edited out, stood out for me! The film shows how a gold vehicle stopped three faces from continually burning the world! If not for this gold vehicle flyer, the world would of continually burned! The gold vehicle flyer was decribed as the one who never ages and never dies!

Pastor Al stated that the Gold Vehicle Flyer is a ROCK member from my era, and considered one of the ROCK legends!

It was like a light bulb turned on for me, and I asked Pastor Al to follow me downstairs to the garage.

Upon entering the garage, I pulled off the cover of the gold vehicle, and Pastor Al stared in awe!

Next Time; ROCK Legends!

Peace!

Keith

Meet Pastor Al!

Not sure what the proper terminology is these days for what Al is, but I guess I will go with the safe route and say that he is a "little person"!

I greeted Pastor Al, at my front door, along with Bill and Steven (Lizzy's teen friends from Segue Cafe) and I wanted to keep it brief even though I was delighted to meet Pastor Al, I was very tired.

Pastor Al said; That is cool with me, I will chat with you later on Sunday!

Me; Do you have more sight seeing to do Pastor Al?

Pastor Al; No, but I must admit, I became overwhelmed with excitement to see your century!

Me; ???

Pastor Al; All I had to go on is this DVD, and limited info from my ancestory.

The DVD is "The ROCK, 100 years in the Making"! Pastor Al stated that he was in his field of flowers on his world and the DVD bonked him on the head (alot of head bonking going on!) He was not a pastor at the time, but felt that it was a sign from GOD, and shortly after this, he started "The ROCK" on his homeworld.

I was a bit overwhelmed and I was then thinking, that now I know what happened to that DVD I lost in the timestream!

I needed to crash and Pastor Al and I agreed to catch up later.

I woke up on Sunday morning November 12th, after a very restful sleep, to find my Bro Nate still at the house, and I noticed something odd? There was a metalic device that was near Nates neck! Upon closer inspection, it looked like it was shorted out?

Pastor Al was up, so I showed him the device. He said that you never seen a device like it. I stated that I have, but on the head of a T-Rex.

Nate wakes up and asks; Where am I? Oh, hey Keith, how did I get here?

I showed him the device and asked him if he remembered seeing one of these things before?

Nate; Looks like a smaller version of what we got off the T-Rexs?

After a good discussion on what might be happening, Nate had to go to work on some ROCK church stuff.

I asked Pastor Al; New reports, and the Men in Black stated that you are purple skinned.

Pastor Al; Only when its cold out, which is common for Minnesota:)

Me; How did you get here?

Pastor Al replied; By my time ship!

Next Time; The ROCK on the other side of the Galaxy!

Peace!

Keith

New Cell Phone!

Saturday morning November 11th, and I am excited to learn more about the new cell phone that I got from Qwest!

Features include: Transflash support, Pictbridge, Bluetooth, Phone can be used as a modem. Customizable favorites menu, ring tones and alerts, Customizable caller ID from personal photos, Customizable screensavers from personal videos, Personal organizer including scheduler and task list, Built-in speakerphone with dual stereo speakers, Bluetooth wireless technology: headset, hands-free car kit, file transfer, basic printing, Built-in 1.3 megapixel rotating camera and camcorder with digital zoom, self-timer, movie light and brightness adjustment.

Samsung MM-A920 Cell Phone Specification:
Dimensions:
3.59" x 1.91" x 0.95" ; 3.8 ounces
Main Display:
1.56" x 1.25" 262K-color TFT (176 x 220 pixels)
External Display:
0.95" x 0.76" 65K-color STN (128 x 96 pixels)
Standard rechargeable Lithium (LiIon) battery:
provides up to 3.5 hours continuous talk time

I am overwhelmed by all the features and specs, and then, as I turned on the power, the voicemail chimed in that I have a message. It is my Dad and Mom asking to come over to help setup the garage door opener and help clean the house to make the house guest feel welcome! I never asked them to do this, They just volunteered!

So much for trying to learn my new cell phone, or research the recent situation of what happened to the TimeWalker. And then there is the question of my new house guest? Where is he today? I find another post it that states; Went to the little laughing falls! I never seen falls laugh! Signed; Pastor Al

Little Laughing Falls? Ohhhh, he went to Minnehaha falls! From the look of the post it messages, you would think that Pastor Al, is a foreigner?

Michael and Angela come over and gave me the gift of "Friendship Bread"! Angela typed up the recipe and it looks like a long project of over 10 days to make:( When it comes to this stuff, it usually turns into a mold experiment:(

Nate popped over, amazing after everyone left for the day! At this time, I showed Nate the device I found at the meteor crash site! It looks alot like a similiar device that helps my vehicle travel through time and space. Nate ended up backing away from it and was rubbing his head?

Later that evening, Nate and I attended the info meeting for upcoming mission trips in the spring of 2007, hosted by Karl, Maren, and Mark Holtey. Both trips sound cool, but Peru sounds cooler:) I have never been to South America!

After a great time of mission stories, laughs and tasty snacks it was off to the races to get errands run and get back to the house for chill time. Lindsey and Kim joined up with us at 10:30pm for the "Game of Life" board game! The makers of the "Game of Life" really changed up that game over the years! Different rules and a faulty spinner:(

Unforgenately Nate, was experiencing severe migrane headaches:( Karl at the info meeting gave him some pain relievers, and it helped a little, but Nate needed to crash overnight, since he was in no shape to drive!

Then, the door opens, and Lizzy brings in three guests! Bill, Steven, and Pastor Al!

Next Time: Meet Pastor Al!

Peace!

Keith

Unwanted Visitors!

Friday morning and I still have not meet or seen this new house guest that Lizzy invited in. The post it note states; "Went out to see the Mall of America! We don't have a Mall where I am from! Pastor Al."

Thankfully this house guest is clean and organized. I suppose if you have to be organized if you have kids?, but the strange thing is, I don't see any adult size clothes?

Anyway, I need to make the most of my day by waiting impatiently for UPS to deliver my new cell phone, and then I can run errands.

The doorbell rang and I am excited, thinking that it is the UPS guy! I open the door, and it is three large insect looking dudes!

I say; Ahhh you missed Halloween trick or treating by a long shot!

They say, almost in unison; Wheerree isss heeee?

I say; Oh, this must be a joke on my roomie? He is at work and I tell them to look it up on the web!

I shut the door quickly! Then ten minutes go by and the doorbell rings again! I run up to answer it, hopeing it's the UPS and not those dudes dressed in insect costumes. I open the door and...it's my old friends! The Men in Black!

They say; Mr. Keith Neil Stan-Ge-Land! Where is he???

Me; Where is who?

Men in Black; Don't get smart with us! Where is he?

Me; If you are looking for a purple alien, he is not here, and by the way, what kind of ridicolius thing is that anyway?

I shut the door, and then find out I was napping! How do those Men in Black do that? I hope I did not miss the UPS guy??? Then the door bell rings again! I pinch myself to make sure I am awake and I open the door and to my delight the UPS guy is ready for me to sign and give me my new cell phone! I called Anna she was on her way over, and thankfully my day picked up with a welcomed vistor and dear friend, Anna Bruhn! After a delicious lunch/dinner at Applebees! (Sweet Potato Fries, and Shrimp and Steak Scewers) We then went to REI! (Outdoor Outfitters) I was pricing Gerber leathermen blades! I am hopeing that I get one of these for Christmas:)

After a few more runs! Caribou for Anna and I, and a much needed stop at Target, we got to the ROCK and enjoyed a great message from Pastor Spencer Bernard!

I then thought, I wonder what Pastor Al is doing? Bummer that Lizzy does not have a cell phone!

After the ROCK a number of friends wanted to come over! At first I was concerned, because I thought that my roomie and Pastor Al would be needing there much needed rest, but as soon as I remembered that Lizzy and Pastor Al went out with Chris and Joy Harings to a club in downtown Minneapolis, I was open and welcomed more vistors to our place:)

Once home, Anna and I played "Imagine If" with Leon, Rob, Mike, Ray, Nate, and Kim! Leon made the win in "Imagine If" and we enjoyed view the intro movies to two PS2 games "Final Fantasy 12" and "Marvel Ultimate Alliance"!

After midnight everyone went home and I was ready for bed. Then I heard Lizzy run in and run out! I tried asking about our house guest, but Lizzy was already out the door!

Next Time: New Cell Phone!

Peace!

Keith

A New House Guest?

Wednesday evening, on my drive home, I noticed a billboard with the ROCK logo. It is good to see that we are advertising on such a format. Then I seen another billboard with the ROCK logo, and the verbage; "Needs Your Help"!

I wondered, why would the ROCK have a message like this, unless it has some underlining double meaning?

I drive back around and the billboard is for a beer advertisement! Ok, maybe I am just very tired. Then a few miles down the road, I see the ROCK billboard, with logo and message; "Please help!"

It is very warm night out and I felt like I was going to catch on fire since I feel like I am burning up inside? Water tastes really good right now! Forehead feels ok, but I am just sweltering!

I arrive home and notice a note from Lizzy! It reads; "Hope you don't mind the last minute house guest?" His name is Pastor Al, and he has traveled a long distance!

As usual, I get the last minute house guest surprises!

I look around to see where Lizzy is having Pastor Al sleep? I notice small clothes, and a few pairs of little shoes! Maybe Pastor Al has children and they are staying here too? This house is gonna be overrun:(

I wander to the vehicle that I swore to myself that I would take a break from and turned on the onboard computer. First thing I check is to make sure that the time line has not been altered in some way. Sure enough, in just ten short days, the world will catch on fire and burn! The news media was calling it the "Days of Fire", but I look further, it states that the fire raged for over 25 years, and was named then named the "Time of Fire"!

I remember this info from before! It is on the DVD of "the ROCK 100 Years in the Making!" But on this DVD, the "Time of Fire" is not till 50 years from now, and I thought it was because of Global Warming?

I panic and call TimeWalker! No answer, just his voicemail. I call Nate, and no answer, just his voicemail! I check the computer and ask it, since I found out it has A.I. (Artificial Intelligence) what I can do to stop this problem. After a good minute it states "Thermal Protection Device". I ask where I can find one? The computer states; 23rd century!

I panic again, since there will be no 23rd century if I don't stop this thing now! I can't go into the future since there will be no future! Then, I remember that I have the key to their place and maybe Craig has one of those devices?

After a quick flight over, (I took the vehicle) I run upstairs, rummage through the boxes in TimeWalkers closet and I thankfully find the device! I run back to the vehicle and ask how to run this device. The computer then says; You need a Time Focusing Circuit! I run back upstairs again and try to find this curciut! Nothing!

I ask the computer if I can run it through my vehicle since it is a time machine. The computer than says; 50% chance of accuracy! I say; I'll take that chance!

After what seems to be hours, I hook up the device, and activate it! I check the time line, and it is states that 10 days from now will be a typical cold fall day! I check the rest of the time line and everythig looks good, except for a spot of trouble this December. Looks like an easy fix when it comes around:)

As I fly home, I see another billboard that has the ROCK logo, and says; Thank You!

I am usually slow on this, but the ROCK was sending psychic messages to me during my voting on Tuesday and on the billboards! I am glad I could help!

I then wonder, Did I cause the "Time of Fire" after turning off the "Force Bubble" to let the "TimeWalker" back in? The device melted as though it was in the middle of a hot zone!

Another question! TimeWalker has not spoken to me since he got back to our time and this was after he went back in time to find out who those Watchers were!!!

I think I have another problem on my hands?

Next Time: Unwanted Vistors!

Peace!

Keith

I Voted!

It was good to finally recover my car (GOD's car) from inpound. Of all places, they found it at Southdale Mall? The recovery of my car, and all the paperwork I had to do made me very drained, so I rested alot that day!

Tuesday! Time to get out the VOTE! I got off work an hour early so I could make it to the poll at 7:30pm! I usually work til 8pm, Monday thru Thursday:)

Thankfully there was not many voting peeps at that time, so I got up to the table, grabbed a ballot and grabbed their pen! As I started, the pen had run out of ink, so I am glad I had spares in my pocket! Then...I noticed something unusual?

The ballet has Mark Darling and Karl Quickert running together for Governor and Lt. Governor, TimeWalker running for US Senator, Tobias Hu running for Secretary of State (Tobi is not even american!) Ben Robison running for Attorney General, along with many other Rockers from my Small Group and other good friends running other offices!

Thinking this is a prank put on by my ROCKer friends, I laugh, and hand it back to the ballot lady., and I say that this one is incorrect. She looks confused and hands me another one.

I find the exact same things! A few things I did not notice before was voting to make time travel a constitutional amendment, and I notice that Andrew Grove from our Bottom Line Small Group is running for Soil and Water Conservation Supervisor! If he wins, he won't be able to leave the country:)

I rub my eyes, stretch my arms and look again! Still there, so I vote, and then I put it in that menacing ballot machine! Done! Out of curiousity I grab another ballot, and I find that it is normal? I ask the lady for the one I handed back, stated it was incorrect! She hands it to me, looking at my strangely and I notice...it has the candidates Tim Pawlenty running against Mike Hatch.

I think to myself...what just happened? Well I can't get the ballot of of the machine, so I will just have to live with the consquences?

I leave the building and can't believe how warm it is out!

Next Time: A New House Guest!

Peace!

Keith

Open Door!

I got into my vehicle, and on the video screen, I seen Craig the TimeWalker's face!

TimeWalker; Keith, can you tell Nate to please turn off the "Force Bubble" device? I can't get back in to our time zone!

Me; How do I know this is the TimeWalker?

Craig began to recount times of our hanging out! I then became convinced!

I called Nate, and after several attempts, he finally answered.

Nate; Why are you calling me at such an ungodly hour?

Me; Craig the TimeWalker is trapped in the past and can't get back in until we shut off the "Force Bubble"!

Nate; Are you sure this Craig?

Me; Yup! Nate; Ok!

Nate turns off the device, and then Nate confirms that Craig got back. Strange as it sounds, Craig the TimeWalker appeared five minutes after he left. Only Nate, myself and anyone else who time travelled can now see the time flow, and know what can happen, much like alternative time. To everyone else, Craig was never missing. Good thing when it comes to his workplace and ministry:)

Nate states that the device ended up burning and then melted! Very odd!

I am very tired so I hit the pillow.

Sunday morning comes around and the plan of the day is to see about retrieving my car! At Nate and Craig's I see the melted device!

Nate said; The device was a strong looking metal! It would of had to take an excessive amount of energy to melt this kind of metal!

I told Nate, that when it comes to devices, I happen to recover one at the meteor crash, site, but before I explain more, I state that he should look at it first, to help determine that it is not a prank! Nate stated that he is very busy this week, but possibly check it out on the weekend?

We also notice something else warming up! The weather outside! Amazing how warm it is during November!

We unforgenately could not retreive the car, due to the key missing. I had to wait to till Monday.

Next Time: I Voted!

Peace!

Keith

Safe Travels

Overall, Tobi, my friend, fellow time travel adventurer and house guest had a great time in the U.S., but it was time for him to fly back home to Berlin Germany on Saturday November 4th. He was very sad, and homesick for the U.S. rather than his homeland. We are anxious for his return visit in approximately six months!

I did not report the meteorite findings to Tobi or to anyone. In fact, I was still having trouble believing what I found. I put it in my vehicle's hanger bay for the duration.

Later that day I went to a Taco making party at Kim's place in Edina! As I walked in the door, I was givin some great news!

Nate: Hey Keith you need to call this number! It's urgent!

Me; Ahhh...ok.

I call and it's to the impound lot! My car (GOD's car) was found on friday morning November 3rd at the Southdale Mall! I thanked GOD and then I colapsed laughing! Leon and Nate rushed to my side to see if I was ok. I told them I was crying tears of joy!

After a delicious time of tacos and karaoke (I sang duet with Dennis on Dancing in the Street, duet with Nate on Unchained Melody, duet with Ray Sweetman on One Headlight , solo action on Betty Davis Eyes, and all together sing alongs on I Love Rock n Roll, and 99 Red Balloons!) I thought my voice was gonna give out, but it was awesome and worth it. With a raspy voice I could of done covers of Bruce Springsteen, Rod Stewart or Huey Lewis:)

I then left the party, chatted briefly with Nate. Nate said that he has not seen TimeWalker in a few days. Last time that Nate seen the TimeWalker, was when he went to the Creatous period to investigate the keepers of Lily's home. I stated that I have not heard from him either. Maybe he got back, and with Nate and TimeWalker's busy schedule they probably kept missing each other. On top of time travelling, TimeWalker is overly busy with the Fallout Urban Center ministry

I then said my goodnight, and I drove home in the rental car!

I pulled in, and parked. Got some items out, and then I heard a strange sound. It was coming from the vehicle! A bit spooked, I was still curious and I pulled up the cover on the vehicle, and it was a familiar voice!

The voice was the TimeWalker!

Next Time: Open Door!

Peace!

Keith

Black Suits

Friday November 3rd, I am trying to keep myself occupied from thinking about my stolen car, and trying my best to be a good house guest to Tobi! Tobi requests that we go shopping so he can get his care packages and gifts for his family. I am glad to get out of the house!

I was relieved to find out that my time vehicle is no longer hard wired from electric shocking, but I want to keep away from it for the time being so I can clear my head of all the things that have happened!

Then the door bell rings!

Last time that happened and I answered, it was the school teacher Janelle, and Lily. I wonder who it could be this time?

I open the door and there are two men dressed in black suits.

Man in Black 1; Hello Mr. Stan-ge-land, we need to talk!

Me; What about?

Man in Black 2; Have you seen this man?

The second blacksuited guy shows me a picture of a purple skinned midget!

I laugh and then I ask them if Lizzy put them up to this joke?

Man in Black number one says with a straight face; this is no joke! This alien, is very dangerous!

Man in Black 2; Call us at this number if you encounter him?

Next thing I remember is I am at my computer. Tobi finds me and asked me where I was? He said I was missing for a good ten minutes.

I tell Tobi, that I can't really explain, except that there was men at the door dressed like government agents.

Tobi's eyes light up and he recounts about last friday at the ROCK when two men in black asked him about a purple alien! He thought it was a daydream.

I should call Anna, since she disappeared too during that night!

After the call, I confirmed that she was also visited by two men in black, but she described it like a daydream! I rush to the computer and see if we can visit the crash sight that I located online?

Tobi, my parents and I first needed to get me into a rental car, and Tobi had some much needed shopping to do! Overall we had a good time and I did a little retail theraphy to take my mind off the stolen car, the odd occurances, and stressful happens!

After a good time of shopping, I dropped off Tobi at campus pizza, and I drove to the reported meteorite crash site!

Next time; Safe Travels

Peace!

Keith

Repercussions and more Concussions!

On the house phone with Nate on Halloween night October 31st, I look to the sky over Minneapolis as Nate had requested, and see three faces in the sky, looking emotionless.

I ask Nate; Are you asking about those phantom looking heads in the sky?

Nate; Yes! And did you see the news? Me; No?

Nate; Downtown reports of large lizards that might be robots, since there is exposed metal on there heads! (Nate explained that this news was not on the local news, but from the "Art Bell" website, courtesy of "TimeWalker", since Nate and the TimeWalker are roomies.)

Me; Maybe this is just a Halloween stunt? Nate; But it sounds similar to what we have encountered! Me; True.

Nate; With your car being stolen, just fly over here in your vehicle! Me; I am encountering a problem with that!

Nate; What is the problem? Me; I believe the evil faces are blocking me from entering?

Nate; Try again!

I enter the garage again, and I tell Nate that I am setting down the house phone. I steady myself and touch the vehicle! In a split second I see many images and figure out what these faces are up too! I fly backward into the garage wall and knock my head again! I cannot get into my vehicle! I shake off the pain and I pick up the phone and say to Nate; No luck!

Nate; What happened?

Me; It is a lot to explain, but the simple explaination is that they are trying to find Lily!

Nate; How do you know this? Me; It felt like an electric shock, but with many images that spelled out what there intentions are! Nate; Ahhh...that doesn't sound good! Me; Yea, it's not good! Say, Nate, can you see if TimeWalker has any devices or gadgets the might help us out in this troubled situation?

Nate runs to TimeWalkers room and finds a box of gadgets! Nate says; I think I found something that might help? Me; What did you find? Nate; It is labeled "Force bubble"!

Me; Any explanation to what it does? Nate; Nope! Me; Does it appear to have a power source? Nate; Nope, but I did find something that looks like a compatible power source?

Me; Try it, and we will deal with the consquences later!

Nate connects the devices and flips the switch! the device hums and then quiets down a bit. The ights on it slowly blink.

Me; Did it work? Nate; Won't know until the news updates...ahhh, this is just in. They suspect that the faces and the dinos were just a holographic stunt since they vanished and have not returned.

Me; Keep that device in a safe place!

Next Time: Black Suits!

Peace!

Keith

Happy Halloween!

It was Halloween night! My Pops (father) drove me home from work, and helped me with a few things before getting back home.

I planned on my Halloween being a good time for chilling..., or so I thought?

I went on the internet, and even though I was still overwhelmed about my missing car, I still had the metorites fresh on my mind! One strange article popped up about Anoka's big halloween parade being interupted by three people dressed like large insects with lazer rifles, chasing a purple skinned little person!

I then found a better article about meteor impacts near Chaska, MN! First thoughts were to run to the car and look for them! I ran out and, as soon as I seen my empty garage, I came back to reality of my car still being M.I.A.:(

I then though, maybe I can take my vehicle out for a short trip? No, I can't, I promised myself not to get back into the vehicle for awhile! After about five minutes, I can't contain myself and I pull off the cover off the vehilce, and attempt to open the door.

I instantly become overwhelmed by many images, and I blackout!

I then find myself watching a "Lost" episode. I then come to my senses and pause the DVD.

I ask myself what just happened?

Checking to make sure that I did not dream up the finding of the meteor impact, I then print it out for my files. Unsure of touching my vehicle again, I need to try this again!

Then the phone rings! Nate called and said; You need to look at the sky!

Next Time: Repercussions and more Concussions!

Peace!

Keith

Stolen Car Syndrome!

Anna, and I were puzzled, and we checked her backpack, and only my keys to my car were missing. Strange, since there was other items in her purse.

I asked Anna to go find Nate, since we need a ride to the party house to let people in! Anna ran back into the ROCK.

I was stunned and not quite believing that was car is missing! As I stood out in the cold with my costume (I forgot to mention the I was dressed like the Greatest American Hero) I wondered what happened to Anna? It was probably over 10 minutes?

Then Tobi finally came out, but it was as though no time passed for him. Tobi asked; where is Anna?

At this point we needed to run back inside since I was freezing since all I was wearing is the costume, consisting of sweat pants, sweat shirt, slippers and a cape! The goal was to try to get a ride to the party, so I could get the house open, since I had the key, and no one else except the owners!

My friend Justin Kremer lent me his cell phone since mine was in the car! After a frustating time on the phone to 911 and then the MPD, we did the best we could to get over to the party to meet the on duty cop for more questions:( Justin got me over there! (Thank you Justin!)

Anna showed up, and she also acted as though no time passed. Very odd?

The cop was a hilirious and and it really help with my mood, even though I was drained from the ordeal:( Good to know that my friends are there for me, and the cop even pointed out that we were the most helpful group of people!

I was releived to find out that the Bensons were at the house and let people in and TimeWalker and the Benson put on the finishing touches, make the party look great!

Next Time: Happy Halloween!

Peace!

Keith

Halloween Surprize!

I was frantic when it cam down to crunch time to get the Halloween party ready and get my costume together. It was Friday October 27th and I had half my costume and an entire house to decorate for the party. The party was that evening!!!

Craig was really tied up with his church "Fallout Urban Center" and the time travel assignment his took on, so it was up to Tobi, Anna, and I took put it all togther!

Hours later we got it done. I had all the parts of my costume and we rewarded ourselves with Applebbes! I had the sweet potato fries:) I drove us there and then off to the ROCK! At the ROCK I put on my costume and noticed that I did not have pockets so I ran my street clothes with my cell phone, wallet, and digital camera in a black garbage sack to the truck of my car and handed the keys to my good friend Anna. She put them in her backpack.

That night at the ROCK, many of us felt an odd feeling, kind of a darkness, and even had thoughts of my car being unlocked, when I know that I locked it!

Tobi, Anna and I were in a hurry to get the doors open for the party, and Tobi was of somewhere else. We could not find him...very odd? So Anna and I ran out to the parking lot!

Ahhh...Where's my car?

Next time: Stolen Car Syndrome!

Peace!

Keith

Loose Ends

After an amazing, but overwhelming adventure in time and space, I decide that it is best to put the cover on the time machine! I thought I was going to have a break from the this time machine previously, but this time I am taking a break for a much longer time!

I am still trying to process all the whacky things I encountered and I am still wondering about the unresolved mysteries!

1. The missing DVD!

2. The "Keepers" of Lilys homeland

3. Remote control T-Rexs?

4. Meteorites?

5. The mind altered college girls that got away!

6. The "United National Military" run by remote control?

Even though I covered the vehicle, I have the instruction book with me, since I am very intriqued with the vehicle, and I want to learn more! I am currently listening to Snow Patrol as I read! Loving the words change to mellow explainations:)

Wow, I almost forgot about getting stuff ready for the halloween party!!!

Next Time: Halloween surprise!

Peace!

Keith